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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3524719" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Seven Wise Men</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,</p><p>created a pussy to their design.</p><p></p><p>First was a carpenter, strong and bold,</p><p>using a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole.</p><p></p><p>Second was a butcher, endowed with wit,</p><p>using a knife, he gave it a slit.</p><p>Then came a tailor, tall and thin,</p><p>with a piece of red velvet, he lined it within.</p><p></p><p>Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,</p><p>using a piece of fur, he lined it without.</p><p>Then came a fisherman, nasty as Hell,</p><p>he threw in a fish and gave it a smell.</p><p></p><p>Next was a preacher, whose name was McGee,</p><p>he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee.</p><p>Finally, a sailor, the dirty little runt,</p><p>he fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____________________________________________</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Little Johnny !!</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"My Dad and I went on a deer hunting trip. We saw a huge 18 point buck</p><p>in the field, my Dad aimed and shot it right in the asshole," Little</p><p>Johnny said. The teacher was mad, "Johnny you mean rectum," she</p><p>said."Rectum, you bet it rectum, shot his balls clean off."</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____________________________________________</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Too big</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Prostitute: doc, my hole is too big.</p><p>Doctor looks into the hole & says GOD...GOD...GOD...</p><p>Prostitute: Why are you repeating the word God?</p><p>Doctor: It was an ECHO!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____________________________________________</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q:) What did one testicle say to the other?</p><p>A:) Don't mind the asshole behind us! It's the PRICK ahead we're working for!</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if two lesbians are twins?</p><p>A: They lick alike.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's a tiger?</p><p>A: A five-hundred-pound pussy that eats you.</p><p></p><p>Q: When do you know you're really lonely?</p><p>A: Your own tongue starts to feel good in your mouth.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">____</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was a young lady named Flo.</p><p>Whose lover had pulled out too slow.</p><p>So they tried it all night</p><p>'Till he got it just right.</p><p>Well, practice makes pregnant, you know.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3524719, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Seven Wise Men[/COLOR][/B] Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a carpenter, strong and bold, using a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Second was a butcher, endowed with wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit. Then came a tailor, tall and thin, with a piece of red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, using a piece of fur, he lined it without. Then came a fisherman, nasty as Hell, he threw in a fish and gave it a smell. Next was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it and said it could pee. Finally, a sailor, the dirty little runt, he fucked it and sucked it and called it a cunt. [B][COLOR="Red"]_____________________________________________[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Little Johnny !![/COLOR][/B] "My Dad and I went on a deer hunting trip. We saw a huge 18 point buck in the field, my Dad aimed and shot it right in the asshole," Little Johnny said. The teacher was mad, "Johnny you mean rectum," she said."Rectum, you bet it rectum, shot his balls clean off." [B][COLOR="Red"]_____________________________________________[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Too big[/COLOR][/B] Prostitute: doc, my hole is too big. Doctor looks into the hole & says GOD...GOD...GOD... Prostitute: Why are you repeating the word God? Doctor: It was an ECHO! [B][COLOR="Red"]_____________________________________________[/COLOR][/B] Q:) What did one testicle say to the other? A:) Don't mind the asshole behind us! It's the PRICK ahead we're working for! Q: How can you tell if two lesbians are twins? A: They lick alike. Q: What's a tiger? A: A five-hundred-pound pussy that eats you. Q: When do you know you're really lonely? A: Your own tongue starts to feel good in your mouth. [B][COLOR="Red"]____[/COLOR][/B] There was a young lady named Flo. Whose lover had pulled out too slow. So they tried it all night 'Till he got it just right. Well, practice makes pregnant, you know. [/QUOTE]
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