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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3523189" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Where Babies Come From</span></strong></p><p></p><p>One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached</p><p>her mother, and announced that she had learned where</p><p>babies come from. The mother was amused and said "Oh</p><p>really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?"</p><p></p><p>The little girl then explained, "Well...the mommy and</p><p>daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's</p><p>wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the</p><p>floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and</p><p>then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes</p><p>sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the</p><p>mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's where</p><p>babies come from."</p><p></p><p>The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over</p><p>to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet,</p><p>but that's not where babies come from. That's where</p><p>jewelry comes from."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>It has come to the attention of researchers of the Food and Drug</p><p>Administration that previously unanticipated complications, result</p><p>when Viagara is taken along with Ex-Lax. Both products tend to act</p><p>together and magnify the effects of the other.</p><p></p><p>The researchers have concluded that the result is that you end up</p><p>both coming and going at the same time.</p><p></p><p>It *really* gets complicated when Prozac is taken with the other</p><p>drugs, because then, you really don't give a shit.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>If you have sex with your own clone, are you gay ...</p><p>or are you masturbating?</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank?</p><p>A. Sperm is handmade.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog?</p><p>A: When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a female midget who gives excellent head?</p><p>A: Short, sweet, and to the point.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?</p><p>A: In case you miss.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common?</p><p>A: Both need a hoe to stay in business.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why shouldn't you suck a twelve inch dick?</p><p>A. You could get foot in mouth disease.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3523189, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Where Babies Come From[/COLOR][/B] One day a five year old little girl excitedly approached her mother, and announced that she had learned where babies come from. The mother was amused and said "Oh really sweetie, why don't you tell me all about it?" The little girl then explained, "Well...the mommy and daddy take off all of their clothes, and the daddy's wiener stands way up high, and the mommy kneels on the floor and puts the daddy's wiener in her mouth, and then the daddy's wiener sort of explodes and makes sticky juice into the mommy's mouth, and then the mommy swallows the sticky juice, and that's where babies come from." The mother looked lovingly at her daughter, leaned over to meet her eye to eye and said, "Oh honey, that's sweet, but that's not where babies come from. That's where jewelry comes from." [B][COLOR="Red"] ********[/COLOR][/B] It has come to the attention of researchers of the Food and Drug Administration that previously unanticipated complications, result when Viagara is taken along with Ex-Lax. Both products tend to act together and magnify the effects of the other. The researchers have concluded that the result is that you end up both coming and going at the same time. It *really* gets complicated when Prozac is taken with the other drugs, because then, you really don't give a shit. [B][COLOR="Red"]********[/COLOR][/B] If you have sex with your own clone, are you gay ... or are you masturbating? Q. Why do you get paid more at the Sperm Bank than at the Blood Bank? A. Sperm is handmade. Q: What is the difference between a 69 and driving in the fog? A: When driving in the fog, you can't see the asshole in front of you. Q: What do you call a female midget who gives excellent head? A: Short, sweet, and to the point. Q: Why do women have two holes so close together? A: In case you miss. Q: What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? A: Both need a hoe to stay in business. Q. Why shouldn't you suck a twelve inch dick? A. You could get foot in mouth disease. [/QUOTE]
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