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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3516636" data-attributes="member: 14320">The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay. It began, 'Daddy fell into the well last week...' 'My goodness!' the teacher exclaimed. 'Is he all right?' 'He must be,' said the boy. 'He stopped yelling for help yesterday.'___________A guy comes home from work one day and finds his wife doing it furiously with another man. "What the fuck are you doing?" he screams. His wife looks over her shoulder and says to the other guy, "See, I told you he was stupid."___________This husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready to go to work when the husband looked at his wife and said, 'I gotta have you!'He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and nailed her.When he finished he started putting his clothes back on and saw his wife still writhing around against the door and he asked, 'What's wrong honey? Didn't you come? Do you want more?'His wife said, 'No, no, it's not that. I'm just trying to get the doorknob out of my asshole!'___________Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?A. A bloody waste of fucking time.Q. What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?A. GaggedQ. What is the Difference Between Pussy and Apple Pie?A. You can eat your mom's apple pie.Q. Why do women pierce their bellybutton?A. Place to hang their air freshener.</blockquote>

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