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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3513463" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news, Miss Hottwot."</p><p>Miss Hottwot: "Well, give me the good news first, Doc."</p><p>Doctor: "Your lab tests came back today, and your crabs are all gone."</p><p>Miss Hottwot: Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?"</p><p>Doctor: "We don't know what killed them."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">P P P</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are</p><p>listening through the</p><p>keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend.</p><p>They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man</p><p>has gone before!"</p><p>The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking</p><p>her up the ass!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">P P P</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an</p><p>anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary</p><p>muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students</p><p>a bit, asked the woman "Do you know what your asshole</p><p>is doing when you're having an orgasm?"</p><p></p><p>"Sure" she said, "He's at home, taking care of the kids."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">P P P</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There are two sides to every divorce:</p><p>Yours and shithead's</p><p></p><p>Q. What do you call a soup made from vegetables and chewing tobacco?</p><p>A. Spit pea soup.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why couldn't the Greek boy run away from home?</p><p>A: He couldn't leave his brothers behind!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?</p><p>A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms?</p><p>A. For better traction in the mud.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">P P P</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two firemen are butt-fucking in a smoke filled room. The captain walks in and</p><p>says: "What the fuck is going on in here?!"</p><p>The guy on top replies: "Sir, this man is suffering from smoke-inhalation!"</p><p>The captain then asks: "Why don't you just give him mouth to mouth?"</p><p>To which the one on the bottom replies: "How do you think this shit got</p><p>started?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">P P P</span></strong></p><p></p><p>So I said to my office mate "Man, your new girlfriend sure is big</p><p>and ugly."</p><p>And he says "So is my cock, but that doesn't stop me from having a</p><p>good time with it."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">P P P</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There's a scream from the bedroom.</p><p>The husband runs in and there's a guy leaping out of the window.</p><p>His wife says, "Whaa! That guy just fucked me twice!"</p><p>He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he fucked</p><p>you once?"</p><p>She says, "Because I thought it was you...until he started for</p><p>the second one."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3513463, member: 14320"] Doctor: "I'm afraid I have some good news and some bad news, Miss Hottwot." Miss Hottwot: "Well, give me the good news first, Doc." Doctor: "Your lab tests came back today, and your crabs are all gone." Miss Hottwot: Gee, that's great! But what's the bad news?" Doctor: "We don't know what killed them." [B][COLOR="Red"]P P P[/COLOR][/B] Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their older sister is getting it on with her new boyfriend. They hear her say, "Oh, Jim, you're going where no man has gone before!" The six-year-old says to his brother, "He must be fucking her up the ass!" [B][COLOR="Red"]P P P[/COLOR][/B] A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman "Do you know what your asshole is doing when you're having an orgasm?" "Sure" she said, "He's at home, taking care of the kids." [B][COLOR="Red"]P P P[/COLOR][/B] There are two sides to every divorce: Yours and shithead's Q. What do you call a soup made from vegetables and chewing tobacco? A. Spit pea soup. Q: Why couldn't the Greek boy run away from home? A: He couldn't leave his brothers behind! Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole. Q. Why do gay men wear ribbed condoms? A. For better traction in the mud. [B][COLOR="Red"]P P P[/COLOR][/B] Two firemen are butt-fucking in a smoke filled room. The captain walks in and says: "What the fuck is going on in here?!" The guy on top replies: "Sir, this man is suffering from smoke-inhalation!" The captain then asks: "Why don't you just give him mouth to mouth?" To which the one on the bottom replies: "How do you think this shit got started?" [B][COLOR="Red"]P P P[/COLOR][/B] So I said to my office mate "Man, your new girlfriend sure is big and ugly." And he says "So is my cock, but that doesn't stop me from having a good time with it." [B][COLOR="Red"]P P P[/COLOR][/B] There's a scream from the bedroom. The husband runs in and there's a guy leaping out of the window. His wife says, "Whaa! That guy just fucked me twice!" He says, "Twice? Why didn't you call me in after he fucked you once?" She says, "Because I thought it was you...until he started for the second one." [/QUOTE]
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