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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3512293" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>One day a construction worker left the job a little early,</p><p></p><p>and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man.</p><p></p><p>Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice.</p><p></p><p>Utterly terrified, the man screamed,</p><p></p><p>"Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?"</p><p></p><p>"Nope, " replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>></span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with AIDS </p><p>A: The fucking guy that gave it to him</p><p></p><p>Q: What's more dangerous than the guy in the above question?</p><p>A: A buck toothed faggot with the hiccups</p><p></p><p>Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine?</p><p>A: Line dancing at the nursing home.</p><p></p><p>Q: Where do one legged people work?</p><p>A: IHOP!!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did the gypsy walk carefully?</p><p>A: Because he had crystal balls.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?</p><p>A: Because there were too many cheetahs.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a CabbagePatch doll</p><p>with the Pillsbury dough boy?</p><p>A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3512293, member: 14320"] One day a construction worker left the job a little early, and when he got home he found his wife in bed with another man. Purple with rage, he hauled the man down the stairs and into the garage where he proceeded to secure his dick in a vice. Utterly terrified, the man screamed, "Stop, stop! you're not going to cut it off, are you? ARE YOU?" "Nope, " replied the construction worker, "You are...I'm going to set the garage on fire." [B][COLOR="Red"] >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>[/COLOR][/B] Q: What’s meaner than a pit bull with AIDS A: The fucking guy that gave it to him Q: What's more dangerous than the guy in the above question? A: A buck toothed faggot with the hiccups Q: What is 40 feet long and smells like urine? A: Line dancing at the nursing home. Q: Where do one legged people work? A: IHOP!! Q: Why did the gypsy walk carefully? A: Because he had crystal balls. Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle? A: Because there were too many cheetahs. Q: What do you get when you cross a CabbagePatch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy? A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection [/QUOTE]
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