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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3509087" data-attributes="member: 14320">A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.She says, "Answer the door."He says, "But my face is a mess."She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."99999Little Johnny comes home from playing at his friend Steve's house.He goes up to Mum and says, "Hey Mom, guess what! Steve's got apenis like a peanut!"His Mum is understandably confused for a second then asks,"What, you mean it's shaped like a peanut?""No", replied Little Johnny. "it tastes salty!"99999Q: How do you find a fat girl’s cunt?A: You flip through the folds until you smell shit, And then go back one.Q: How do you fuck a fat girl?A: Roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.Q: Why do women have two sets of lips?A: So they can piss and moan at the same time.Q: Why are faggots so generous?A: They don't know how to be tight-arsed.Q: Why did the guy sleep with his sister in-law?A: He had it in for his brother.99999"Doc, you gotta help me!" said this bloke to his doctor."I eat apples, and whole apples come out. I eat bananas,and bananas come out!" what do I do?"Simple." said the Doc. "Eat shit!"</blockquote>

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