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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3504886" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Little Johnny </span></strong></p><p></p><p>Little Johnny was walking down the street with his mother. They stopped</p><p>outside a woman's clothing shop and Johnny's mother knew it would</p><p>embarrass him to go inside so she told him to wait outside. Before she</p><p>had a chance to go inside, Little Johnny saw a used condom lying on the</p><p>pavement.</p><p></p><p>"What is that mummy?" he asked.</p><p></p><p>His mother looked mortified when she saw the used condom and hastily</p><p>said, "Um, it's a biscuit Johnny, but it's on the ground and dirty, so</p><p>don't touch it!"</p><p></p><p>Confident that Little Johnny wouldn't touch it she went in the shop.</p><p>When she came out 10 min later she saw the condom was gone.</p><p></p><p>"You didn't eat the biscuit, did you Little Johnny?" she asked.</p><p></p><p>"Of course not, it was dirty, so I just licked the cream out from inside</p><p>it."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear about the guy who went to visit the Home for the</p><p>Profoundly Retarded and met a young female patient there who</p><p>had practically nothing on?</p><p>A. When he went back to revisit nine months later she had a little moron.</p><p></p><p>Q. Did you hear the one about the redneck who couldn't tell the</p><p>difference between arson and incest?</p><p>A. He set fire to his sister.</p><p></p><p>Q. Why do men fart louder than woman?</p><p>A. Woman can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure.</p><p>Q: How do you know if the barman hates you.</p><p>A: When you find a string in your bloody Mary.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if a crab is an insomniac?</p><p>A: It only sleeps in snatches.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat?</p><p>A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">====================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>This guy is eating this prostitutes cunt and he says, "this</p><p>tastes like rice pudding?"</p><p>"That's what all the boys say, but it's really maggots."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3504886, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Little Johnny [/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny was walking down the street with his mother. They stopped outside a woman's clothing shop and Johnny's mother knew it would embarrass him to go inside so she told him to wait outside. Before she had a chance to go inside, Little Johnny saw a used condom lying on the pavement. "What is that mummy?" he asked. His mother looked mortified when she saw the used condom and hastily said, "Um, it's a biscuit Johnny, but it's on the ground and dirty, so don't touch it!" Confident that Little Johnny wouldn't touch it she went in the shop. When she came out 10 min later she saw the condom was gone. "You didn't eat the biscuit, did you Little Johnny?" she asked. "Of course not, it was dirty, so I just licked the cream out from inside it." [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] Q. Did you hear about the guy who went to visit the Home for the Profoundly Retarded and met a young female patient there who had practically nothing on? A. When he went back to revisit nine months later she had a little moron. Q. Did you hear the one about the redneck who couldn't tell the difference between arson and incest? A. He set fire to his sister. Q. Why do men fart louder than woman? A. Woman can't keep their mouths shut long enough to build up pressure. Q: How do you know if the barman hates you. A: When you find a string in your bloody Mary. Q: How can you tell if a crab is an insomniac? A: It only sleeps in snatches. Q: What's the worst thing about washing your cat? A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards. [B][COLOR="Red"]====================[/COLOR][/B] This guy is eating this prostitutes cunt and he says, "this tastes like rice pudding?" "That's what all the boys say, but it's really maggots." [/QUOTE]
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