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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3503924" data-attributes="member: 14320">CavityMom was getting ready for work and running late for the day when her 3year old daughter began asking questions about her 'private' area.Mom didn't realize her 6 year old son was listening around the corner.Mom proceeded to tell her young daughter 'it' was a 'cavity'.Satisfied, the 3 year old daughter ran off to play.The next morning Mom walked into the bathroom and found heryoung son furiously scrubbing his dick with a toothbrush and toothpaste."What the hell do you think you're doing, young man?!" she exclaimed."Don't try to stop me!" he warned. "I'm gonna do this three times a day!"There's no way I'm gonna get a cavity that looks and smells like my sister's!"()()()()()Q: How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?A: Give the bitch a shovel.Q: How does the blonde know when her guy has cum?A: The one standing in line behind him takes his place.Q: How are all those 900 phone sex numbers examples of delayed gratification?A: Until you see the phone bill, you don't know how you have been fucked.()()()()()Little Sally came home from school and with a smile onher face and told her mother, "Frank Brown showed me hispee-pee today!"Before the mother could register her concern, Sally wenton to say, "It reminded me of a peanut"Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's mother asked,"Why? Really small was it?"Sally replied, "No...salty!"()()()()()After examining a woman, the doctor told her husband,"I don't like the way your wife looks.""Neither do I, but she's a good cook and gives great head."</blockquote>

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