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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3496118" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">An Example Of Love</span></strong></p><p></p><p>The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example</p><p>of love.</p><p></p><p>Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest</p><p>together, I think that is love".</p><p></p><p>Very good said the teacher, anyone else?</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny stood up and said i think love is "fucking".</p><p></p><p>The teacher was shocked and told little Johnny to go home and not to</p><p>come back without a note from his father.</p><p></p><p>The next morning Little Johnny was back in class, the teacher asked,</p><p>"Do</p><p>you have a note from your father?"</p><p></p><p>Little Johnny said, "No, my father said love is fucking and anyone that</p><p>says it is not is a cock sucker and he doesn't correspond with cock</p><p>suckers."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy goes to the optometrist. The Doctor tells him, "You've got to</p><p>stop</p><p>masturbating!"</p><p></p><p>"Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?"</p><p></p><p>"No," the Doctor explained, "but you're upsetting the other patients in</p><p>the waiting room!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Why do men love blow jobs so much?</p><p>They love all jobs they can lay back and watch a woman do.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>An elderly couple were at home as the wife called out "So, when are</p><p>you going to the doctor"</p><p></p><p>"I told you, I'll go when I feel like going."</p><p></p><p>After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into the</p><p>doctors office. "Doc," he said, "This is embarrassing, but I'd like to</p><p>get a prescription for Viagra."</p><p></p><p>"Not a problem," said the doctor, as he started writing the 'scrip.</p><p></p><p>"You don't understand," said the old man. "I am almost 90 years old</p><p>and I haven't had sex in more than ten years. I only want it to stick</p><p>out a little so when I pee, it doesn't get on my shoes."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3496118, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]An Example Of Love[/COLOR][/B] The teacher asked the class if anyone could give the class an example of love. Little Susie stood up and said, "I saw two robins making a nest together, I think that is love". Very good said the teacher, anyone else? Little Johnny stood up and said i think love is "fucking". The teacher was shocked and told little Johnny to go home and not to come back without a note from his father. The next morning Little Johnny was back in class, the teacher asked, "Do you have a note from your father?" Little Johnny said, "No, my father said love is fucking and anyone that says it is not is a cock sucker and he doesn't correspond with cock suckers." [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] A guy goes to the optometrist. The Doctor tells him, "You've got to stop masturbating!" "Why Doc," he asked, "am I going blind?" "No," the Doctor explained, "but you're upsetting the other patients in the waiting room!" [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] Why do men love blow jobs so much? They love all jobs they can lay back and watch a woman do. [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] An elderly couple were at home as the wife called out "So, when are you going to the doctor" "I told you, I'll go when I feel like going." After 3 months of nagging, the old man finally walked into the doctors office. "Doc," he said, "This is embarrassing, but I'd like to get a prescription for Viagra." "Not a problem," said the doctor, as he started writing the 'scrip. "You don't understand," said the old man. "I am almost 90 years old and I haven't had sex in more than ten years. I only want it to stick out a little so when I pee, it doesn't get on my shoes." [/QUOTE]
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