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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3491516" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><strong><span style="color: Teal">A U.S. Citizen</span></strong></strong></p><p></p><p>Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a</p><p>George Washington?"</p><p>Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"</p><p>He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of- a</p><p>United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States,</p><p>and become-a U.S.-a citizen."</p><p></p><p>A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says.</p><p>"Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"</p><p>Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?"</p><p>He says, "Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the</p><p>United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United</p><p>States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know</p><p>who Fishlips Lorenzo is?"</p><p>He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?"</p><p>The guy yells, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in</p><p>night school."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend.</p><p>After having great sex, she spent the next hour just</p><p>scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do.</p><p>As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her,</p><p>'Why do you love doing that?'</p><p>'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.'</p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>==========</strong></span></p><p>The first black girl asked the Indian girls, what kinda Indians is ya?</p><p>The Indian girl responded, "I'm an Arapaho and she's a Navaho."</p><p>The black girl responded,"No shit, I's a Cleveland Ho, and she be a</p><p>Detroit Ho!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==========</span></strong></p><p>Why did God give women nipples?</p><p>To make suckers out of men.</p><p></p><p>My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.</p><p>I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday.</p><p>Then the fight started...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3491516, member: 14320"] [B][B][COLOR="Teal"]A U.S. Citizen[/COLOR][/B][/B] Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?" Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?" He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of- a United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen." A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says. "Ey, Tony, you know who's-a Abraham Lincoln?" Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a Abraham Lincoln?" He says, "Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I'm-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen." [B][COLOR="Red"] ********[/COLOR][/B] A guy in the back of the shop yells, "Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?" He says, "No. Who's-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?" The guy yells, "That's the guy who's bangin' your wife while you're in night school." [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] A man was laying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex, she spent the next hour just scratching his nuts-- something she seemed to love to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned and asked her, 'Why do you love doing that?' 'Because,' she replied, 'I really miss mine.' [COLOR="Red"][B]==========[/B][/COLOR] The first black girl asked the Indian girls, what kinda Indians is ya? The Indian girl responded, "I'm an Arapaho and she's a Navaho." The black girl responded,"No shit, I's a Cleveland Ho, and she be a Detroit Ho!" [B][COLOR="Red"]==========[/COLOR][/B] Why did God give women nipples? To make suckers out of men. My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big. I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday. Then the fight started... [/QUOTE]
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