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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3490055" data-attributes="member: 14320">A woman of very loose nature soon got fed up with men as they were not big enough. She progressed to ponies and then horses. But she soon outgrew them and her quest for a large male member took her to Africa where she sought a bull elephant in the mating season. She finally selected one and went down on all fours for him. She felt him enter her and cried out "Oooh, wonderful, what a tight fit!" "I should hope so!" bellowed the elephant. "I'm sticking in my front leg."********Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn, licking his balls. One guy says to the other, " Man, I sure wish I could do that". The other guy says, " Don't you think you ought to pet him first?"********Five men end up stranded on a tropical island. The only female around is a gorilla on the other end of the island. After one whole month the guys are all sitting around and Garry stands up and says, "I'm so horny, I can't take it anymore!"So he grabs a bag and storms off to the other side of the island with his pals right behind him. They catch the gorilla, each guy grabs an arm or leg and Garry puts the bag over the gorilla's head. He climbs on top of the gorilla and begins to do the nasty.The gorilla fights and struggles and finally gets an arm free and she wraps it around Garry's back. Then she gets both feet free and wraps them around Garry's waist. She gets her other arm free and grabs on to his hips and starts pulling him in harder and harder. Garry yells to his buddies...."Get it off!! Get it off!!They said, "You're on top, we can't get her off of you."Garry said... "No, I mean the bag..I want to kiss the bitch!"********Brent was visiting his doctor complaining of a really painful ass.Upon inspection, the doctor was amazed at the width of the man's asshole and asked him how this had come about.'Well', replied Brent, 'I was on safari in Africa and was raped by a huge elephant.'The doctor was dumbfounded and said 'I'm no expert at zoology, but I was sure that elephants had long but rather thin penises.''That much may be true' replied Brent, 'but the bugger fingered me off first!'********Guy from Oklahoma and guy from Arkansas were out hunting. They find a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. Guy from Oklahoma says. "Now's our chance," and he goes over and buggers the sheep. He gets done and says to the other guy, "Your turn." The guy from Arkansas goes over and sticks his head in the fence.</blockquote>

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