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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3479530" data-attributes="member: 14320">"Mary Had A Little Lamb..."The third grade teacher was teaching her English class. Sherepeated to her student,"Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow. And everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go."The teacher explained that this was an example of poetry, butthat it could be changed to prose by changing the last linefrom, "The lamb was sure to go" to "the lamb went with her."A few days later, the teacher asked for an example of poetryor prose.Little Johnny raised his hand and recited,"Mary had a little pig, an ornery little runt. He stuck his nose in Mary's clothes,and smelled her little..."He stopped short and asked the teacher if she wanted poetry orprose. "Prose!" the teacher said weakly. So Johnny continued, "asshole."********Q. What Do You Call A Woman That Works Like A Man??A. A Lazy Bitch.Q: What do gay men like to say when in church?A: Ahhhhh-MenA three year old boy in his bath examined his testicles and asked,"Mommy, are these my brains?"Mom said, "Not yet, honey.</blockquote>

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