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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3459910" data-attributes="member: 14320">Greasy Spoon Restaurant A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a pussy hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!"********A young American Indian goes up to his father Wild Wind and asks him,"Father, why is my sister called Riding Horse?" "Because, my son, shewas conceived while we were riding a horse." The boy considers this fora moment and then asks, "Father, why is my brother called FearlessSnake?" "Because he was conceived just after your mother and I hadstopped running from an angry snake, my son." The boy's father looks athim curiously and eventually asks, "But why all these questions, BrokenCondom?"********One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answers, "Well son whenever a Indian baby is born the father would go outside and name the baby after the first thing he sees... Why do you ask Two Dogs Fucking."********A mother found her son scooping ice cream in the kitchen and was mad.Mom : "Dinner is going to be ready in an hour, put that ice cream away and go play."Son : "But mom, there's no one to play with."Mom : "I'll play with you, what do you wanna play?"Son : "Lets play mommy and daddy, you go upstairs and lay down on the bed."The mom said ok and went upstairs. The son put on his dad's fishing hat and lit up one of his dad's cigarettes. He went upstairs and opened the doorMom : "Now what do I do?"Son : "Get your ass out of bed, you whore, and fix that kid some fucking ice cream."</blockquote>

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