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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3446024" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of</p><p>peanut butter?</p><p>A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do blow jobs and flowers have in common?</p><p>A: After the first year they are only given on special occasions!</p><p></p><p>Q: In prison, how do they separate the men from the boys?</p><p>A: With a crowbar</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p></p><p>"Doctor, that rectal exam hurt like hell. What did you do?"</p><p>"I used two fingers."</p><p>"What for?"</p><p>"I needed a second opinion."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p></p><p>little Johnny came over to Mary Sue's house...</p><p>they got bored and decided to play doctor....</p><p>Mary's mom walked out, and to her horror, Johnny had been eating her out...</p><p>her mom said,</p><p>"mary, when your daddy get's home, your gonna get a good lickin!" Mary's response was,</p><p>"but Johnny has been doing it all day!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3446024, member: 14320"] Q. What do you get when you cross a rooster with a jar of peanut butter? A. A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth! Q: What do blow jobs and flowers have in common? A: After the first year they are only given on special occasions! Q: In prison, how do they separate the men from the boys? A: With a crowbar [B][COLOR="Red"]_____[/COLOR][/B] "Doctor, that rectal exam hurt like hell. What did you do?" "I used two fingers." "What for?" "I needed a second opinion." [B][COLOR="Red"]_____[/COLOR][/B] little Johnny came over to Mary Sue's house... they got bored and decided to play doctor.... Mary's mom walked out, and to her horror, Johnny had been eating her out... her mom said, "mary, when your daddy get's home, your gonna get a good lickin!" Mary's response was, "but Johnny has been doing it all day!" [/QUOTE]
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