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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3440216" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"> Trailer Park Rules</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three years.</p><p>2. No draining your oil onto the street.</p><p>3. No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager.</p><p>4. You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes each only having no more than 6 cans each.</p><p>5. Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior to 10 am.</p><p>6. While outside of your trailer you must be at least partially clothed.</p><p>7. If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please close the curtains.</p><p>8. When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film crews, please provide the</p><p>management prior written notice so that certain residents may be forewarned.</p><p>9. Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the front lawn. However, they may remain there until you are sober enough to collect them with the understanding you will collect them within 7 days whether sober or not.</p><p>10. When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be advised that in the</p><p>event the sidewalks need to be repaired or replaced due to the weight of your</p><p>date, you will be responsible for all cost incurred.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()()()()</span></strong></p><p>Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraid</p><p>of commitment!</p><p>Martha: Tell me about it! I lived with one guy for a year</p><p>and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum.</p><p>Jane: What did you say?</p><p>Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell me</p><p>your last name, or get your shit out of my house !"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">()()()()()</span></strong></p><p>A little boy wearing a cowboy hat and toy sixguns walked into</p><p>an ice cream store and asked for a bananna split. The girl waiting on</p><p>him said, "OK, would you like your nuts crushed?"</p><p>"Fuck no, lady! How would you like your tits shot off?"</p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong><strong>()()()()()</strong></strong></span></p><p>A doctor had just finished screwing one of his patients,</p><p>when he said to himself, 'you know, its not right I should</p><p>screw my own patients.' Just then, a voice in his head said,</p><p>don't worry about it, almost all doctors screw their patients.'</p><p>The doctor felt a little bit better, until another voice in his</p><p>head said, 'yeah, but they're probably not a veterinarian'</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3440216, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Trailer Park Rules[/COLOR][/B] 1. No cars up on blocks for longer than three years. 2. No draining your oil onto the street. 3. No loud and wild parties without inviting the manager. 4. You may have no more than 3 beer can wind chimes each only having no more than 6 cans each. 5. Drunkenness will not be tolerated in the streets prior to 10 am. 6. While outside of your trailer you must be at least partially clothed. 7. If you prefer to clean your trailer in the nude, please close the curtains. 8. When bringing in the Jerry Springer or COPS film crews, please provide the management prior written notice so that certain residents may be forewarned. 9. Empty beer bottles should not be discarded on the front lawn. However, they may remain there until you are sober enough to collect them with the understanding you will collect them within 7 days whether sober or not. 10. When bringing dates home to your trailer, please be advised that in the event the sidewalks need to be repaired or replaced due to the weight of your date, you will be responsible for all cost incurred. [B][COLOR="Red"]()()()()()[/COLOR][/B] Jane: I can't understand why men are so afraid of commitment! Martha: Tell me about it! I lived with one guy for a year and a half, and I finally had to give him an ultimatum. Jane: What did you say? Martha: I just told him, "Look, either you tell me your last name, or get your shit out of my house !" [B][COLOR="Red"]()()()()()[/COLOR][/B] A little boy wearing a cowboy hat and toy sixguns walked into an ice cream store and asked for a bananna split. The girl waiting on him said, "OK, would you like your nuts crushed?" "Fuck no, lady! How would you like your tits shot off?" [COLOR="Red"][B][B]()()()()()[/B][/B][/COLOR] A doctor had just finished screwing one of his patients, when he said to himself, 'you know, its not right I should screw my own patients.' Just then, a voice in his head said, don't worry about it, almost all doctors screw their patients.' The doctor felt a little bit better, until another voice in his head said, 'yeah, but they're probably not a veterinarian' [/QUOTE]
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