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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3434435" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Reading A Book</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready</p><p>for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on and read a book. As he</p><p>was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling</p><p>with her pussy.</p><p>He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to</p><p>reading his book.</p><p>The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him.</p><p>The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your</p><p>gear off?".</p><p>The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was</p><p>foreplay for something a bit heavier"</p><p>The husband said, "No, not at all".</p><p>The wife then asked," Well, what were you doing then?".</p><p>"Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the</p><p>pages in my book!."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">______</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.</p><p>She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately.</p><p>When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face</p><p>close to hers.</p><p>When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full</p><p>and bushy.</p><p>"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with</p><p>both hands.</p><p>"Actually, no" he replies.</p><p>"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running</p><p>her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.</p><p>"I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is</p><p>there anything I can do?"</p><p>"Well, as a matter of fact there s. I need you to give him a message"</p><p>she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and</p><p>allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper</p><p>in the ladies room."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3434435, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Reading A Book[/COLOR][/B] There was this couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on and read a book. As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife then got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your gear off?". The wife replied, "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier" The husband said, "No, not at all". The wife then asked," Well, what were you doing then?". "Oh", he said, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!." [B][COLOR="Red"]______[/COLOR][/B] A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands. "Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Well, as a matter of fact there s. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room." [/QUOTE]
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