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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3429246" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Fart Glossary</span></strong></p><p></p><p>ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas.</p><p></p><p>ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink.</p><p></p><p>ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse.</p><p></p><p>TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out.</p><p></p><p>BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer.</p><p></p><p>JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape.</p><p></p><p>DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it.</p><p></p><p>GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it.</p><p></p><p>HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one.</p><p></p><p>SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes.</p><p></p><p>TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'.</p><p></p><p>OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells.</p><p></p><p>BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out.</p><p></p><p>ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp.</p><p></p><p>NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!"</p><p></p><p>U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor".</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating bulls?</p><p>A: Beef strokin' off.</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you do if you have a condom with a hole in it in one pocket,</p><p>and a rattlesnake in the other pocket?</p><p>A: I don't know, but I wouldn't fuck with either one.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between movie theater refreshments</p><p>and movies at a police stag party?</p><p>A: One is popcorn, the other is cop porn.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3429246, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Fart Glossary[/COLOR][/B] ART FART= it's such a beauty you want to immortalize it on canvas. ARROGANT FART= When you think your farts don't stink. ASSUALT FART= A sudden attack that shoots virtual flames out your arse. TIRE FART= You can't control the blow out. BEER FARTS= These come out of every 'can' and smell like warm beer. JAIL FART= Been doing time inside you for quite awhile, and finally makes its great escape. DONKEY FART= Your ass is the only one that can do it. GHOST FART= You can't hear it, you can't see it, and you can't smell it. HOME ALONE FART= When you're home alone and a great one is wasted on no one. SHOE FART= When you bend over to tie your shoe laces and one escapes. TANK FART= When you refer to your farts as 'gas'. OLD FART= You know how old it is by how bad it smells. BRAIN FART= You need to fart, but nothing comes out. ALZHEIMER FART= A confused fart that heads the wrong way, and becomes a burp. NOT-ME FART= When you drop a bomb in a crowded elevator, turn around to the person behind you and give a disgusted look and whisper "PIG!" U.F.O. FART= When someone farts in crowded room, label it as a "Unidentified Foul Odor". [B][COLOR="Red"]********[/COLOR][/B] Q: What do you call a herd of masturbating bulls? A: Beef strokin' off. Q: What do you do if you have a condom with a hole in it in one pocket, and a rattlesnake in the other pocket? A: I don't know, but I wouldn't fuck with either one. Q: What's the difference between movie theater refreshments and movies at a police stag party? A: One is popcorn, the other is cop porn. [/QUOTE]
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