Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3408204" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Sexual Rhyming Terms That You May Not Know</span></strong></p><p></p><p>WANKY PANKY - fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky</p><p></p><p>THRUSTER BUSTER - a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex,</p><p>especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway, or</p><p>the shrill voice of an unexpected parent</p><p></p><p>RUBBER FLUBBER - sudden realization that the condom has broken</p><p></p><p>BOOBIE LUBEY - stimulation of a female's breasts to arouse sexual</p><p>interest</p><p></p><p>DICKIE LICKIE - oral stimulation of the male's private parts</p><p></p><p>TUSHIE PUSHIE - doggie-style sexual intercourse</p><p></p><p>PECKER WRECKER - oral sex given to a man by a female wearing braces on</p><p>her teeth</p><p></p><p>FUCKIE SUCKIE - oral sex and sexual intercourse both</p><p></p><p>STINKIE PINKIE - the result of sexual stimulation of the female's</p><p>private parts by the male's hands</p><p></p><p>HUMMER CUMMER - I think you can figure out this one all by yourself!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">=====</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly cunt. She</p><p>explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes</p><p>off and lay on the examination table.</p><p></p><p>He inspects her quickly and then says, 'Right, just give me a second</p><p>please.'</p><p></p><p>He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a</p><p>hook on the end.</p><p></p><p>"Oh my god!" says the woman in terror, "what are you going to do with</p><p>that thing?"</p><p></p><p>The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window, it fucking stinks in</p><p>here."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3408204, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Sexual Rhyming Terms That You May Not Know[/COLOR][/B] WANKY PANKY - fooling around, naughtier than hanky panky THRUSTER BUSTER - a sudden noise that interrupts the act of sex, especially a doorbell, the sound of a spouse's car in the driveway, or the shrill voice of an unexpected parent RUBBER FLUBBER - sudden realization that the condom has broken BOOBIE LUBEY - stimulation of a female's breasts to arouse sexual interest DICKIE LICKIE - oral stimulation of the male's private parts TUSHIE PUSHIE - doggie-style sexual intercourse PECKER WRECKER - oral sex given to a man by a female wearing braces on her teeth FUCKIE SUCKIE - oral sex and sexual intercourse both STINKIE PINKIE - the result of sexual stimulation of the female's private parts by the male's hands HUMMER CUMMER - I think you can figure out this one all by yourself! [B][COLOR="Red"]=====[/COLOR][/B] A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she has a smelly cunt. She explains the problem and the doctor tells her to take all her clothes off and lay on the examination table. He inspects her quickly and then says, 'Right, just give me a second please.' He goes behind the screen and comes back with a long stick that has a hook on the end. "Oh my god!" says the woman in terror, "what are you going to do with that thing?" The doctor replies, "I'm going to open a window, it fucking stinks in here." [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Sauber to drop BMW from its name in 2011
https://www.zerotohundred.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/BMW.jpg
F1's Swiss team will keep the 'BMW' in its name until the end of the season.
After the F1 Commission meeting on Monday, it emerged that the BMW...
Nissan GT-R R34 + GT-R R35 = Confusion
https://www.zerotohundred.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Nissan-Skyline-GT-R-2.jpg
I'm guessing it's safe to say that we have all seen some pretty interesting conversions and swaps. Nissan's in particular are pretty...
some item to sell
1 hks evc (used) rm700(sold)
2 hks intake (used green)rm250
3 hks intake (new yellow)rm250
4 hks blowoff kit (used for ct 9a)
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
