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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3397098" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Three Whores</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other.</p><p></p><p>After a few minutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves.</p><p></p><p>The second one then squats on the table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, which is even bigger.</p><p></p><p>The third one squats on the table, but when she stands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline."</p><p></p><p>She says, "Smell the rim."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A young woman goes to the vet with her alsation dog and explains what the problem is.</p><p>"Every time I bend over, he jumps on my back and, well, you know, does the business. Getting something out of the fridge, putting something in the bin, making the bed: every time I bend over, he's there humping away."</p><p>"I see" says the vet "I suppose you want him put down?"</p><p>"No, just clip his nails, please"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>When I was young and had no sense</p><p>I stuck my dick in an electric fence</p><p>it singed my hair and tickled my balls</p><p>I shit all over my new overalls .</p><p></p><p>There was an old whore from the Azores,</p><p>Who's cunt was so covered with sores,</p><p>That the dogs in the street,</p><p>Wouldn't eat the green meat,</p><p>That hung from festoons in her drawers.</p><p></p><p>There was an old maid from Camelot,</p><p>Who survived on frog shit and snot,</p><p>When she grew tired of these,</p><p>She'd eat the green cheese,</p><p>That she scraped from the sides of her twat.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*****</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?</p><p>A: "How come?"</p><p></p><p>What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women?</p><p>A bisexual built for 2.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3397098, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Three Whores[/COLOR][/B] Three whores decide to see who has the biggest snatch. They get naked, and start fingering themselves and each other. After a few minutes, the first one squats on a glass top table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves. The second one then squats on the table, and then they measure the slimy outline she leaves, which is even bigger. The third one squats on the table, but when she stands back up, the first whore says, "You didn't leave an outline." She says, "Smell the rim." [B][COLOR="Red"] ~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] A young woman goes to the vet with her alsation dog and explains what the problem is. "Every time I bend over, he jumps on my back and, well, you know, does the business. Getting something out of the fridge, putting something in the bin, making the bed: every time I bend over, he's there humping away." "I see" says the vet "I suppose you want him put down?" "No, just clip his nails, please" [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] When I was young and had no sense I stuck my dick in an electric fence it singed my hair and tickled my balls I shit all over my new overalls . There was an old whore from the Azores, Who's cunt was so covered with sores, That the dogs in the street, Wouldn't eat the green meat, That hung from festoons in her drawers. There was an old maid from Camelot, Who survived on frog shit and snot, When she grew tired of these, She'd eat the green cheese, That she scraped from the sides of her twat. [B][COLOR="Red"]*****[/COLOR][/B] Q: What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot? A: "How come?" What do you call a 400 pound woman who likes both men and women? A bisexual built for 2. [/QUOTE]
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