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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3392887" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Masturbation Stories</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><em>Female</em></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Noisy Pussy</strong></p><p>First I like to lick my fingers and pinch my nipples. Since I have my left nipple pierced, I like to pull on the ring a little bit, and that gets me real hot. Then I lick my fingers and start playing with my clit, but usually I am so hot that I have enough juices flowing so that I don't have to do that. Then I get my big red dildo and slowly put it in, and by this point, my pussy is almost sucking it in. Once it's in I start pumping it in and out, and since I'm so wet it makes great noises, which I really like hearing. I fuck myself with the dildo and play with my cunt 'til I cuuuuuuuum and when I finally cum I stick my fingers in me and get them all wet and taste my self. This is usually enough to get me hot again, and start all over.</p><p></p><p><strong> Soapy And Slipper</strong>y</p><p>I love to get in the shower and get myself all soapy and slippery...then I stick a finger or two in my ass. I get out my butt plug and let it get warm in the water from the shower. I put it and finish my shower....maybe play with my clit a bit. Then I get out of the shower, go to the bedroom, turn my vibrator all the way up and fuck myself till I can't stand it anymore.......mmm......think I'm gonna go take a shower.</p><p></p><p><strong>Rock And Spank</strong></p><p>I get on all fours on my bed stick my butt way up in the air. I stick my finger on my clit and rock back and forth. When I'm close to cumming I stop and spank my butt really hard, then my finger goes back to my clit and I rock rock rock like I'm riding a dick, then I spank spank spank, then back to clitty then spank harder and harder then clitty, then ahhhh, orgasm.</p><p></p><p><strong>Bingo!</strong></p><p>My favorite way to masturbate is with the head of a bingo dauber and my fingers. I wet my clit and pussy with lotion, unscented, and then I slowly rub my clit with my right middle finger back and forth. Then I stick the bingo dauber head in and out while I rub. When I'm about to come I rub and stick faster and faster and start humping up and down until I come and scream out loud. It helps me to imagine another girl licking me and sticking a dildo in and out.</p><p></p><p></p><p><strong><em>Male</em></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Self-service</strong></p><p>I like to put on women's' panties. It gets me real hard, than I start squeezing my nipples and wetting them with my saliva. Then it's time to touch my rock hard cock. By this time it's wet from my cum, I start spreading the cum along my cock with my finger tips. Getting it all lubed up. Than I put my legs over my head and stroke it faster and harder. Sometimes I can suck my own cock. I usually end with a mouthful of cum.</p><p><strong> </strong></p><p><strong>Love on the rocks</strong></p><p>Shove an ice cube up your ass and wait for it to melt and jack off at the same time.</p><p></p><p><strong> A good spur</strong>t</p><p>I like to masturbate as I lick my wife's bumhole. That is my favorite. I wait till she gets out of the bath then she bends over and holds her bum cheeks wide open. I kneel behind her and lick her hairy bumhole as I masturbate. When I want to cum I stand up and cum over her hole, rubbing my helmet on her hole as I cum and watching my cum spurt over it. I always get a very hard cock doing it and she loves it too.</p><p></p><p><strong>Lending a hand</strong></p><p>My friend and I were horny one night on vacation, and we decided that it would be fun to just masturbate together, but we discovered that having someone else jack you off feels soooo much better, and it doesn't make you gay, because you don't have to look at the person. Just watch porn and let them jack you off to climax. It's awesome, and we're still good friends, but we just happen to help each other out now and then, haha.</p><p></p><p><strong>Golden shower</strong></p><p>First I lay down in the tub and piss all over myself, trying to piss in my mouth. I swallow as much as I can. I then rub the piss all over my balls and cock, and then rub all around the head until I can not take it, then jerk off cumming on my chest and face. Sometimes I can cum in my mouth. I love the taste of cum and piss.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3392887, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Masturbation Stories[/COLOR] [I]Female[/I] Noisy Pussy[/B] First I like to lick my fingers and pinch my nipples. Since I have my left nipple pierced, I like to pull on the ring a little bit, and that gets me real hot. Then I lick my fingers and start playing with my clit, but usually I am so hot that I have enough juices flowing so that I don't have to do that. Then I get my big red dildo and slowly put it in, and by this point, my pussy is almost sucking it in. Once it's in I start pumping it in and out, and since I'm so wet it makes great noises, which I really like hearing. I fuck myself with the dildo and play with my cunt 'til I cuuuuuuuum and when I finally cum I stick my fingers in me and get them all wet and taste my self. This is usually enough to get me hot again, and start all over. [B] Soapy And Slipper[/B]y I love to get in the shower and get myself all soapy and slippery...then I stick a finger or two in my ass. I get out my butt plug and let it get warm in the water from the shower. I put it and finish my shower....maybe play with my clit a bit. Then I get out of the shower, go to the bedroom, turn my vibrator all the way up and fuck myself till I can't stand it anymore.......mmm......think I'm gonna go take a shower. [B]Rock And Spank[/B] I get on all fours on my bed stick my butt way up in the air. I stick my finger on my clit and rock back and forth. When I'm close to cumming I stop and spank my butt really hard, then my finger goes back to my clit and I rock rock rock like I'm riding a dick, then I spank spank spank, then back to clitty then spank harder and harder then clitty, then ahhhh, orgasm. [B]Bingo![/B] My favorite way to masturbate is with the head of a bingo dauber and my fingers. I wet my clit and pussy with lotion, unscented, and then I slowly rub my clit with my right middle finger back and forth. Then I stick the bingo dauber head in and out while I rub. When I'm about to come I rub and stick faster and faster and start humping up and down until I come and scream out loud. It helps me to imagine another girl licking me and sticking a dildo in and out. [B][I]Male[/I] Self-service[/B] I like to put on women's' panties. It gets me real hard, than I start squeezing my nipples and wetting them with my saliva. Then it's time to touch my rock hard cock. By this time it's wet from my cum, I start spreading the cum along my cock with my finger tips. Getting it all lubed up. Than I put my legs over my head and stroke it faster and harder. Sometimes I can suck my own cock. I usually end with a mouthful of cum. [B] Love on the rocks[/B] Shove an ice cube up your ass and wait for it to melt and jack off at the same time. [B] A good spur[/B]t I like to masturbate as I lick my wife's bumhole. That is my favorite. I wait till she gets out of the bath then she bends over and holds her bum cheeks wide open. I kneel behind her and lick her hairy bumhole as I masturbate. When I want to cum I stand up and cum over her hole, rubbing my helmet on her hole as I cum and watching my cum spurt over it. I always get a very hard cock doing it and she loves it too. [B]Lending a hand[/B] My friend and I were horny one night on vacation, and we decided that it would be fun to just masturbate together, but we discovered that having someone else jack you off feels soooo much better, and it doesn't make you gay, because you don't have to look at the person. Just watch porn and let them jack you off to climax. It's awesome, and we're still good friends, but we just happen to help each other out now and then, haha. [B]Golden shower[/B] First I lay down in the tub and piss all over myself, trying to piss in my mouth. I swallow as much as I can. I then rub the piss all over my balls and cock, and then rub all around the head until I can not take it, then jerk off cumming on my chest and face. Sometimes I can cum in my mouth. I love the taste of cum and piss. [/QUOTE]
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