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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3370131" data-attributes="member: 14320">A Welsh Farmer walks into his house with a sheep tucked under his arm.He carries it upstairs and into the bedroom where his wife lying in bed, reading 'PlayGirl' and wearing her sexiest undies. "Darling," he says, "This is the ugly, fat pig I have to screw when you're not around.""You idiot," the wife says, "That's not a pig. That's a sheep.""Shut up," replied the Farmer. "I wasn't talking to you."%%%%%The once was a girl named Kate,Whose pussy smelled like bait!Whenever Jeff pounds herThe room reeks of flounder.Her twat, she should refrigerate. %%%%%That Jack was one randy ole bloke,Even made it with a cow as a joke.When he found the pleasure divineHe purchased the friendly bovine,Now he's called the old cowpoke.%%%%%What do a bungee jumper and a gay man have in common?If the rubber breaks, they're both in deep shitWhat's the difference between a prostitute and a rooster?A rooster says, "Cock a doodle do" and a prostitute says, "Any cock'lldo."%%%%%"Sir, your daughter says she loves me, and she can't live withoutme, and she wants to marry me.""And you're asking my permission to marry her?""No, I'm asking you to make her leave me the fuck alone."%%%%%Bravery: Coming home late after a guy's night out, being met atthe door by your wife with a broom, and still having the ballsto ask, "Are you cleaning, or were you flying somewhere?"</blockquote>

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