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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3367882" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q: What do you call a fag that doesn't have aids?A: A lucky cocksucker.Q: What did one gerbil say to the other when they saw the faggotswish into the pet store?A: "Don't panic! Just turn your back and act like a dog!"What is the difference between a Hobo and a Homo?A Hobo is a loner who doesn't have any friends.A Homo has friends up the arse.Q: How can you tell if you are in a gay amusement park?A: They issue gerbils at the tunnel of love.Q: Did you know 70% of the faggot population were born that way?A: The other 30% were sucked into it.A faggot hadn't had any sex for quite some time. One night,he happened to run into a wino just outside of a gay bar. He said tohim, "Look, I do not know you, and you don't know me, but if I canhave sex with you, I'll give you fifty bucks!" The wino consideredthis proposition and said, "well---okay. But you ought to beforewarned that I have crabs." "That's all right," said the faggot..."I love seafood."Q: What did the poof do when he missed his boyfriend?A: He shit in his hand and had a wank.Q: How do faggots spell relief?A: N-O-A-I-D-S.A faggot visited his bum buddy in the hospital. "What did they do?" he asked his pillow biting boyfriend lying in the bed."They removed my tonsils, pulled out my teeth, and cut out my hemorrhoids. ""My God," gasped the poo bandit. "A complete hysterectomy! "Q: Hear about the new gay sitcom?A: "Leave it, it's Beaver."Q: Did you hear about the gay rabbit?A: He found a hare up his ass.Because of a bad case of hemorrhoids, a faggot went to his doctor. Thephysician prescribed suppositories, but when it came time to use them the young man was afraid he would do it wrong. So he went into the bathroom and, bending over, looked through his legs into the mirror to line up the target. All of a sudden, his penis became stiff and blocked his view. "Oh, stop it," the young man scolded his organ, "it's only me!"Q: What is a shit?A: A faggot's wet dream.Q: What does AIDS stand for?A: Arsehole Injected Death Sentence!</blockquote>

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