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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3366711" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>As the priest was leaving his church after the service, he accidentally</p><p>bumped a gorgeous blonde parishioner, knocking her left tit with his</p><p>elbow.</p><p>"I'm so sorry," the priest gushed. Then after a moment of hesitation</p><p>added, "But I'm sure that if your heart is as soft as your breast,</p><p>there's a place for you in heaven."</p><p>"Well," said the blonde, "if your cock's as hard as your elbow, we</p><p>should go into those bushes and screw!"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong> </p><p></p><p>Why do blondes wear tampons?</p><p>Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong> </p><p></p><p>A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife</p><p>angry and waiting for him at the door.</p><p>"Out drinking again!?" she says. "How much money did you spend this</p><p>time?"</p><p>"$100," answers the man.</p><p>"$100!" she shouts. "That's ridiculous, spending that much in one</p><p>night!"</p><p>"Easy for you to say," he replies. "You don't smoke, you don't drink,</p><p>and you have your own pussy."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~</span></strong>» </p><p></p><p>A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal,</p><p>whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief,</p><p>"Phew, just made it."</p><p></p><p>The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit, can you</p><p>make me one too, but in white??"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong> </p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">THOUGHT FOR THE DAY......</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures.......</p><p>Remember, when someone annoys you,</p><p>It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown</p><p>BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole</p><p>upside the head.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3366711, member: 14320"] As the priest was leaving his church after the service, he accidentally bumped a gorgeous blonde parishioner, knocking her left tit with his elbow. "I'm so sorry," the priest gushed. Then after a moment of hesitation added, "But I'm sure that if your heart is as soft as your breast, there's a place for you in heaven." "Well," said the blonde, "if your cock's as hard as your elbow, we should go into those bushes and screw!" [B][COLOR="Red"]«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] Why do blondes wear tampons? Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too. [B][COLOR="Red"]«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door. "Out drinking again!?" she says. "How much money did you spend this time?" "$100," answers the man. "$100!" she shouts. "That's ridiculous, spending that much in one night!" "Easy for you to say," he replies. "You don't smoke, you don't drink, and you have your own pussy." [B][COLOR="Red"]«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~[/COLOR][/B]» A guy races into the men's toilet, burns up to the urinal, whips out his twelve inch dick and says with a sigh of relief, "Phew, just made it." The guy next to him looks over and says, "No Shit, can you make me one too, but in white??" [B][COLOR="Red"]«~*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR="Teal"]THOUGHT FOR THE DAY......[/COLOR][/B] Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures....... Remember, when someone annoys you, It takes 42 muscles in your face to frown BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and smack the asshole upside the head. [/QUOTE]
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