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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3365794" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q. How to you make a cat go "woof?"A. Douse it in gasoline, light a match, and "woooof!"Q. How do you make a dog go "meow?"A. Put it in a deep freeze for 5 days, take it out, put a circular saw to it: "meeeeeeoooowwwww."Q. What has 4 legs and one arm?A: A pit bull on a playground.Q. Why does a rancher fuck a goat at the end of a cliff?A. So the goat will push back.Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.Q. What's the hardest thing about eating a vegetable?A. Getting her out of the wheelchair!Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use a lubricant.Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!Q. Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?A. Because women don`t get blow jobs while they`re driving.Q. What`s the difference between mayonnaise and semen?A. Mayonnaise doesn`t hit the back of a girl's throat at thirty miles an hour.Q. How can you tell if you have a bad overbite?A. You eat pussy and it tastes like shit.Q. What do you call six lepers in a hot tub?A. Porridge.Q. Why is a pussy like a warm toilet seat?A. They both feel good but you wonder who's been there before you.Q. What's grosser than eating your grandmother's pussy?A. Banging your head on the coffin lid after you're done.Q. Hear about Kentucky-Freud Chicken?A. It's mother-fucking good!Q. How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Silly, sorority girls don't screw in lightbulbs -- they screw in pools of vomit!Q. What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave oven?A. A microwave oven won't brown your meat!Q. Why should you wear ribbed condoms for anal sex?A. Better traction in the mud.Q. If a stork brings white babies, and a crow brings black babies, what brings no babies at all?A. A swallow.Q. What's white and sticky and found on the bathroom wall?A. George Michael's latest release.Q. "Johnny, can you use "indefinitely" in a sentence?"A. "Sure! When my balls are slapping up against her ass, I'm in . . . definitely!"Q. What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common?A. They can smell it, but they can't eat it!Q. How old is "old enough?"A. Hey, if they're crawling, they're already in the right position!Q: What's eighteen inches long, has a purple head, and makes a woman scream all night long?A: Crib death!Q: What's the dirtiest line ever said on television?A: "Ward, don't you think you were a little hard on the Beaver last night?"Q. What's the second dirtiest line ever said on television?A. "June, I'm going upstairs to help the boys pack some fudge."Q: What do you do after eating a bald pussy?A: Put the diaper back on.</blockquote>

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