Menu
Home
Post Something
Forums
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
News & Features
The Marketplace
Cars for Sale
Engine and Performance
Chassis and Wheels
Exterior and Body
Interior and Cockpit
ICE - In Car Entertainment
Car Shops and Services
Toys and Wares
All Other Stuff
Jobs and Vacancies
Looking For
Members
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
Current Activity
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Reply to thread
See what others are reading now! Try Forums >
Current Activity
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Message
<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3364068" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Condoms</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Uncle Seymore goes to the drugstore for some condoms.</p><p></p><p>He goes up to the druggist and asks, "Sir, can you tell me</p><p>where the ribbed condoms are?"</p><p></p><p>The druggist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are</p><p>used for?"</p><p></p><p>"Sure do," replied Uncle Seymore. "They keep you from getting</p><p>venereal diseases."</p><p></p><p>"OK," said the druggist. "Do you know what the ribs are for?"</p><p></p><p>'Uncle Seymore thought for a minute, then looked up at the druggist</p><p>and replied, "Well, not exactly. But they sure do make the hair</p><p>on my goat's back stand up."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,</p><p>Little Bo Peep was giving him head,</p><p>As soon as he came she started to weep,</p><p>She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear</p><p>made of Saran Wrap.</p><p></p><p>The psychiatrist says, "Well ... I can clearly see your nuts."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Snatch a kiss ... or vice-versa!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">***</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Q's & A'</span></strong>s</p><p></p><p>Why did God create alcohol?</p><p>~ So ugly people would have a chance to have sex.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?</p><p>~ Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck.</p><p></p><p>What three two-letter words denote "small"?</p><p>~ "Is it in?"</p><p></p><p>Moms have Mother's Day, fathers have Father's Day.</p><p>What do Single guys have?</p><p>~ Palm Sunday</p><p></p><p>What do you call a Florida gynecologist?</p><p>~ A spreader of old wives' tails.</p><p></p><p>Why do women prefer old gynecologists?</p><p>~ They have shaky hands!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3364068, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Condoms[/COLOR][/B] Uncle Seymore goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the druggist and asks, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?" The druggist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?" "Sure do," replied Uncle Seymore. "They keep you from getting venereal diseases." "OK," said the druggist. "Do you know what the ribs are for?" 'Uncle Seymore thought for a minute, then looked up at the druggist and replied, "Well, not exactly. But they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up." [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him head, As soon as he came she started to weep, She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep. [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, "Well ... I can clearly see your nuts." [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR][/B] Snatch a kiss ... or vice-versa! [B][COLOR="Red"]***[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Q's & A'[/COLOR][/B]s Why did God create alcohol? ~ So ugly people would have a chance to have sex. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? ~ Beer nuts are a $1.25 but deer nuts are always under a buck. What three two-letter words denote "small"? ~ "Is it in?" Moms have Mother's Day, fathers have Father's Day. What do Single guys have? ~ Palm Sunday What do you call a Florida gynecologist? ~ A spreader of old wives' tails. Why do women prefer old gynecologists? ~ They have shaky hands! [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
The Marketplace Latest
original rare Yokohama ADVAN Racing TC4 18x8.5...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing ZE40 17x9jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
original rare Rays Volk Racing INGS TS06 18x8jj...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
New original Defi Advance A1 NA package triple...
Started by
david tao
Engine and Performance
original rare Rays Volk Racing CE28 16x7jj offset...
Started by
david tao
Chassis and Wheels
Honda Jazz/Fit JSracing GTwing Spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Toyota Vios NCP93 front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Honda civic fc varis spoiler
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F10 Msport front bumper set
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
BMW F30 M3/GTS front bonnet hood
Started by
jeff6126
Exterior and Body
Posts refresh every 5 minutes
Altezza Light Gathering.
Light gathering on the 2th June 06 this friday
venue: Shell TTDi
Time: 10pm
i will send out smses to everyone.
Battle of the Skylines at SDB4
Check out this saturdays sepang drag battle to witness
Duke Group's
R33 and
Quarter Mile
Garage's
R32 doing battle with some interesting local...
Sepang Drag Battle Teaser
...
Recent Posts
Darker Design : Mercedes-Benz Launches GLA Nightfall Edition in Malaysia
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Honda Malaysia Doubles Down on Hybrids: New CR-V Launches with Dual e:HEV...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
BateriHub Reaches 200-Store Milestone, Becomes Malaysia’s Largest...
Started by
The_Mechanic
News and Features
Been stalking for 3 years edy
Started by
dheepadarshan95
Introduction and Newbies
Recommendation: Turbocharger for 4B11 N.A engine
Started by
Mitevo7
Car Modification
Search
Online now
Enjoying Zerotohundred?
Log-in
for an ad-less experience
Home
Forums
Main Forums
General Talk
JeSt fOr LaUgHs...
