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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3362131" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Perverted Q & A Jokes</strong></p><p></p><p>Q: How many cocksuckers does it take to change a light</p><p>bulb?</p><p>A: "Shut up and keep sucking; you can change the damned</p><p>thing once I've cum."</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the best birth control method for really-old</p><p>seniors?</p><p>A: NUDITY</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a rattlesnakes and a rubber have in common?</p><p>A: I know I don't fuck with either one of them.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is a joke like a pussy?</p><p>A: Neither is any fun if you don't get it.</p><p></p><p>Q: How does one discern between "Herpes" and "Aids" ?</p><p>A: One is a love story the other a fairy tale.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's a birth control pill?</p><p>A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep</p><p>from becoming pregnant.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do brunettes always wear training bras?</p><p>A: It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day!</p><p></p><p>Q: Why don't blacks like going to country dances??</p><p>A: Because when they hear there's a "hoe down" they think</p><p>their sister got shot.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why can't you get a good blow job in India?</p><p>A: All those cocksuckers are over here in America.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a hunting dog and a</p><p>gay guy?</p><p>A: A hunting dog sics ducks.</p><p></p><p>Q: What does a girl from a trailer park and a bear have</p><p>in common?</p><p>A: They both lick their paws.</p><p></p><p>Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor</p><p>party?</p><p>A: The cake jumps out of the girl.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do Country/Western singers have brown noses?</p><p>A: They've been looking for love in all the wrong places.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why are dicks like fishing?</p><p>A: You throw away the small ones...you eat the medium</p><p>ones and you mount the really big ones</p><p></p><p>Q: Whats the Fastest speed of sex ?</p><p>A: 68, because when you hit 69 you eat it.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do sexy hunks have bad memories?</p><p>A: Umm... err... I forgot.</p><p></p><p>Q: If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom</p><p>and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the</p><p>bathroom....what are you WHILE you are in the</p><p>bathroom?</p><p>A: EUROPEAN... of course!</p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant</p><p>with a prostitute?</p><p>A: A two-ton pickup.</p><p></p><p>Q: What is the difference between love, true love and showing off?</p><p>A: Spit, swallow and gargle.</p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?</p><p>A: Pick him up and suck his dick </p><p></p><p>Q: How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated?</p><p>A: Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the pus run.</p><p></p><p>Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart?</p><p>A: You are the wind beneath my wings.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper?</p><p>A: They're both looking for dead beaver.</p><p></p><p>Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm?</p><p>A: Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the definition of gross?</p><p>A: Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's gross?</p><p>A: When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection.</p><p></p><p>Q: Whats the definition of disgusting?</p><p>A: Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3362131, member: 14320"] [B]Perverted Q & A Jokes[/B] Q: How many cocksuckers does it take to change a light bulb? A: "Shut up and keep sucking; you can change the damned thing once I've cum." Q: What is the best birth control method for really-old seniors? A: NUDITY Q: What does a rattlesnakes and a rubber have in common? A: I know I don't fuck with either one of them. Q: Why is a joke like a pussy? A: Neither is any fun if you don't get it. Q: How does one discern between "Herpes" and "Aids" ? A: One is a love story the other a fairy tale. Q: What's a birth control pill? A: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from becoming pregnant. Q: Why do brunettes always wear training bras? A: It's cheaper than changing their bandaids every day! Q: Why don't blacks like going to country dances?? A: Because when they hear there's a "hoe down" they think their sister got shot. Q: Why can't you get a good blow job in India? A: All those cocksuckers are over here in America. Q: What's the difference between a hunting dog and a gay guy? A: A hunting dog sics ducks. Q: What does a girl from a trailer park and a bear have in common? A: They both lick their paws. Q: How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party? A: The cake jumps out of the girl. Q: Why do Country/Western singers have brown noses? A: They've been looking for love in all the wrong places. Q: Why are dicks like fishing? A: You throw away the small ones...you eat the medium ones and you mount the really big ones Q: Whats the Fastest speed of sex ? A: 68, because when you hit 69 you eat it. Q: Why do sexy hunks have bad memories? A: Umm... err... I forgot. Q: If you are an AMERICAN when you go into the bathroom and you are an AMERICAN when you come out of the bathroom....what are you WHILE you are in the bathroom? A: EUROPEAN... of course! Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a prostitute? A: A two-ton pickup. Q: What is the difference between love, true love and showing off? A: Spit, swallow and gargle. Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck his dick Q: How do you get a really old, skanky whore lubricated? A: Stick in a couple of fingers, scratch off some scabs, and let the pus run. Q: What did the maxi pad say to the fart? A: You are the wind beneath my wings. Q: Why is a necrophiliac like a fur trapper? A: They're both looking for dead beaver. Q: How does a gay guy fake an orgasm? A: Stands behind his partner and throws warm yogurt on his back. Q: What's the definition of gross? A: Licking the sweat off your grandpa's back as you fuck him in the ass. Q: What's gross? A: When you're eating cornflakes, and your brother asks what happened to his scab collection. Q: Whats the definition of disgusting? A: Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen. [/QUOTE]
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