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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3358454" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>A horny young woman named Kate,</p><p>Had hoped for a really hot date.</p><p>But despite lots of kissing,</p><p>His erection was missing;</p><p>So next time she'll just masturbate.</p><p></p><p></p><p>His dick is most surely a dilly,</p><p>A grand and marvelous Willie.</p><p>His gal loves to give head,</p><p>But most often instead;</p><p>He ends by just screwing her silly.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A priest gets a flat tire fixed. As the car's coming down on the lift, </p><p>he says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?"</p><p></p><p>The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt."</p><p></p><p>The priest says, "Well, you better give them another turn, then."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Dear Dr Ruth,</p><p></p><p>I'm writing to tell you my problem, It seems I have been</p><p>married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants</p><p>sex regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, Washing dishes,</p><p>Sweeping, even doing E-Mail on AOL, etc. I would like to know</p><p>if there is anything that ucnn hlp m wth nd funothel gothsl</p><p>ehj fpslth fjsl;s;;o{O} .lp sld mpskdli dlks; a;ld ;;'cinsely</p><p>ous mdyl isnt';dk~0................</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>DID YOU KNOW...Frozen shrimp left sitting out for about 3 days in a</p><p>small</p><p>inclosed area tends to smell like the vagina of an 80 year old</p><p>hooker?????????????</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: What is the definition of suspicious??</p><p>A: A nun doing pushups in a cucumber patch.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A blonde decided to commit suicide. So, she thought being hit by</p><p>a train would not be that bad. She lay with her legs spread</p><p>over the railway line. The next day in the paper it read:</p><p></p><p>Train disappeared</p><p>Reward offered</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two hookers were on a street corner.</p><p>They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be</p><p></p><p>a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her</p><p>and said, "No, I just burped."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3358454, member: 14320"] A horny young woman named Kate, Had hoped for a really hot date. But despite lots of kissing, His erection was missing; So next time she'll just masturbate. His dick is most surely a dilly, A grand and marvelous Willie. His gal loves to give head, But most often instead; He ends by just screwing her silly. [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, fuck it! [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] A priest gets a flat tire fixed. As the car's coming down on the lift, he says to the mechanic, "Are the lug nuts tight?" The mechanic says, "Tight as a nun's cunt." The priest says, "Well, you better give them another turn, then." [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Dear Dr Ruth, I'm writing to tell you my problem, It seems I have been married to a sex maniac for the past 22 years. He wants sex regardless of what I am doing; Ironing, Washing dishes, Sweeping, even doing E-Mail on AOL, etc. I would like to know if there is anything that ucnn hlp m wth nd funothel gothsl ehj fpslth fjsl;s;;o{O} .lp sld mpskdli dlks; a;ld ;;'cinsely ous mdyl isnt';dk~0................ [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] DID YOU KNOW...Frozen shrimp left sitting out for about 3 days in a small inclosed area tends to smell like the vagina of an 80 year old hooker????????????? [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Q: What is the definition of suspicious?? A: A nun doing pushups in a cucumber patch. [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] A blonde decided to commit suicide. So, she thought being hit by a train would not be that bad. She lay with her legs spread over the railway line. The next day in the paper it read: Train disappeared Reward offered [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business, and one of the hookers said, "Gonna be a good night, I smell cock in the air." The other hooker looked at her and said, "No, I just burped." [/QUOTE]
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