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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3357590" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Another Episode Of Myrddin And Jill</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Myrddin and Jill are riding next to each other in first class on a</p><p>plane.</p><p>Jill sneezes,then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs.</p><p>Myrddin isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably</p><p>hallucinating.</p><p>Few minutes pass. Jill sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes</p><p>it between her legs. Myrddin is about to go nuts. He can't believe</p><p>that he's seeing what he's seeing.</p><p>A few more minutes pass. She sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and</p><p></p><p>gently wipes it between her legs yet again.</p><p>Myrddin has finally had all he can handle. He turns to Jill and says,</p><p>"Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your</p><p>legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying</p><p>to drive me crazy?"</p><p>Jill replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare</p><p>condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm."</p><p>Myrddin now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for</p><p>it?"</p><p>She looks at him and says, "Pepper."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"</p><p></p><p>As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?"</p><p></p><p>She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3357590, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Another Episode Of Myrddin And Jill[/COLOR][/B] Myrddin and Jill are riding next to each other in first class on a plane. Jill sneezes,then takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. Myrddin isn't sure he saw what she did, and decides he is probably hallucinating. Few minutes pass. Jill sneezes again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs. Myrddin is about to go nuts. He can't believe that he's seeing what he's seeing. A few more minutes pass. She sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue and gently wipes it between her legs yet again. Myrddin has finally had all he can handle. He turns to Jill and says, "Three times you've sneezed, and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped it between your legs! What kind of signals are you sending me, or are you just trying to drive me crazy?" Jill replies, " I am sorry to have disturbed you, sir. I have a rare condition such that when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." Myrddin now feeling badly, says, "Oh, I'm sorry. What are you taking for it?" She looks at him and says, "Pepper." [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or a thoft and fuwwy bwack wabbit, or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown wabbit over there?" She, in turn, blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says, in a tiny quiet voice, "I don't think my python weally gives a thit." [/QUOTE]
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