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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3356873" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Myrddin And Aspazia</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Myrddin and Aspazia are just married and decided to make love on their</p><p>wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. Aspazia did</p><p>not want to get pregnant and requested that myrddin buy a condom from</p><p>the shop nearby.</p><p></p><p>When Myrddin went out, Aspazia waited anxiously in the room with all</p><p>the lights switched off. Myrddin had a hard time looking for a shop that</p><p>sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had</p><p>only 20 cents. He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the</p><p>shop owner asked him which quality he wanted!.</p><p></p><p>"The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each.</p><p>The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each.</p><p>And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each."</p><p></p><p>So Myrddin took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him.</p><p>While Myrddin was out, a black thief came into the room.</p><p>Aspazia did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She</p><p>grabbed the thief and happily started screwing away. Aspazia was so</p><p>exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When Myrddin reached the</p><p>hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his</p><p>wife, mounted her and started fucking her vigourously. Apazia was</p><p>surprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed</p><p>the session.</p><p></p><p>A year later, Aspazia gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby</p><p>grew up, he asked his father. "Papa, why am I black and you are</p><p>white?" Myrddin shouted " You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would</p><p>have been PURPLE."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">9 Things I Hate About Everyone</span></strong></p><p></p><p>1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....</p><p>I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours?</p><p>Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?</p><p></p><p>2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire</p><p>room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change</p><p>the channel manually.</p><p></p><p>3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too".</p><p>Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?</p><p></p><p>4. When people say "it's always the last place you look".</p><p>Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?</p><p>Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!</p><p></p><p>5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?".</p><p>No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.</p><p></p><p>6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"....</p><p>Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?</p><p></p><p>7. When something is 'new and improved!'.</p><p>Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement,</p><p>then there must have been something before it.</p><p></p><p>8. When people say "life is short".</p><p>What the hell?? Life is the longest</p><p>damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?</p><p></p><p>9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus</p><p>come yet?".</p><p>If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3356873, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Myrddin And Aspazia[/COLOR][/B] Myrddin and Aspazia are just married and decided to make love on their wedding night in the hotel where they held their wedding. Aspazia did not want to get pregnant and requested that myrddin buy a condom from the shop nearby. When Myrddin went out, Aspazia waited anxiously in the room with all the lights switched off. Myrddin had a hard time looking for a shop that sold condoms and when he finally found one, he realized that he had only 20 cents. He asks the shop owner to sell him one condom and the shop owner asked him which quality he wanted!. "The white condom, lowest quality, is 15 cents each. The black condom, average quality, is 20 cents each. And the purple condom, highest quality, is 25 cents each." So Myrddin took the black condom as he had only 20 cents with him. While Myrddin was out, a black thief came into the room. Aspazia did not notice and thought that it was her husband. She grabbed the thief and happily started screwing away. Aspazia was so exhausted that she fell asleep immediately. When Myrddin reached the hotel, he found his wife sleeping. Without a warning, he jumped onto his wife, mounted her and started fucking her vigourously. Apazia was surprised that the husband was so energetic as she thoroughly enjoyed the session. A year later, Aspazia gave birth to a black baby boy. When the baby grew up, he asked his father. "Papa, why am I black and you are white?" Myrddin shouted " You are damn lucky, 5 cents more and you would have been PURPLE." [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]9 Things I Hate About Everyone[/COLOR][/B] 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass! 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone ! asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass? [/QUOTE]
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