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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3352763" data-attributes="member: 14320">Yo Mama's So Fat...Yo mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.Yo mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.Yo mama's so fat, I've got to tell two snaps just to cover her fat ass.Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!Yo mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's in feet.Yo mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.Yo mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.Yo mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.Yo mama's so fat, when she walks across the living room, the radio skips.Yo mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower.Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.Yo mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache jeans is real.Yo mama's so fat, she's not kidding when she says "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!"Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says "Trick or meatloaf!"Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she trick or treats two houses at a time.Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "I give up!"Yo mama's so fat, when she opens the refrigerator, it says "Uncle!"Yo mama's so fat, Fat Albert gave her the rights to say "Hey, hey, hey!"Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her a dinosaur.Yo mama's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.Yo mama's so fat, when she went to Burger King and asked for a Whopper, they gave her the sign.Yo mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.Yo mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.Yo mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.Yo mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say:"Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.Yo mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck.Yo mama's so fat, you can't even see her legs, it just looks like she's gliding across the floor.Yo mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.Yo mama's so fat, instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.Yo mama's so fat, she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.Yo mama's so fat, she don't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.Yo mama's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.Yo mama's so fat, she uses diet soap.Yo mama's so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.</blockquote>

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