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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3352259" data-attributes="member: 14320">A guy goes into a whorehouse and says: "What have you got for ten bucks?""Go upstairs to the attic," says the Madam, "there's a girl up there for you."The man goes up to the attic. He can barely see a girl lying there in the darkness. He climbs on top of her and starts fucking. Then, to his disgust, he notices some kind of slimy gunk coming out of her mouth and nose.The man runs downstairs and says: "I want my money back! That girl is sick or something! She's got something coming out of her nose and her mouth!""Oh, sir, I'm so sorry! Here's your money back," says the madam, handing the man his ten bucks. After he leaves, she calls over her assistant. "Listen," she says. "You'd better go to the morgue and steal another stiff. The one in the attic is full."________A girl and a boy were at the back of the movie theater, kissing passionately.When they come up for air, the boy says, "I really love kissing you, but do you mind not passing me your chewing gum."The girl replies,"It's not chewing gum, I've got bronchitis".________Your mama's so fat . . .She pulled her panties down to her ankles and she still had cunt in them!________Two necrophiliacs are walking down the street when they pass a funeral home. One turns to the other and says:"Hey, you wanna go in for a couple of cold ones?"________Little Suzie is sitting in a barber shop, eating a Hostess snack cake while the barber cuts her hair.A customer passes by and says, "Sweetheart, you're getting hair on your Twinkie."Little Suzie looks up with a big smile and said, "I know, and I'm getting tits, too!"________A father was discussing the "birds and the bees" with his son. He asked his son if he had any questions."Dad, what do a woman's private parts look like?"The father thought for a moment and said: "son, before sex it looks like the softest petal on the most beautiful pink rose.""What about after sex?"The father thought a little longer: "Have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaisse?"</blockquote>

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