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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3347195" data-attributes="member: 14320">Guys And Their Sex LivesThere were two guys in a bar discussing their sex lives.One guy says to the other,"How's your sex life buddy?"The other guy says,"Not too good.Every time me and the wife have sex,she loses interest half way through.It's very frustrating."The first guy says,"Yeah,I know what you mean. I used to have the same problem, but I found a cure.I hid a starter pistol under the bed.When she started to run out of steam,I simply fired the starter pistol.It gave her such a fright that she got all excited, and couldn't get enough.I wish I'd done it years ago."The other guy says,"That sounds like a good idea.I think I'll give it a try!"The next day they are back in the bar again.The first guy says,"How did you get on with the starter pistol?"The other guy says,"Buddy, don't talk to me about starter pistols!Last night we were having oral sex in the 69 position.As usual,she lost interest half way through,so I fired the starter pistol just like you said."The first guy says,"So what happened?"The other guy says,"She bit my cock ,shit in my face, and a naked man came out of the closet with his hands up! ~~~~~~~~A boy walks up to his dad and ask him "Dad what is that thing between agirls legs that has hair on it?"His dad said, "Well son that is called a vagina."His son thought about that for a minute and then ask, "OK then, what isthat little thing that looks like a really small penis in a woman'svagina?""Well they call that a clitoris son," said the father."OK dad, just one more question... What is that really smooth peice ofskin that is below a woman's vagina?"The boys dad thinks about this for a minute and says, "Well son, I don'tknow the medical term for it but I just call it a chin rest."</blockquote>

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