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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3346064" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">One Wish</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A greyhound carrying only women crashed into the side of a mountain, and</p><p>everyone inside died. They met their maker at the pearly gates, and</p><p>because women are the down-trodden of society, He decided to grant them</p><p>one wish each and return them to Earth for 24 hours. They all lined up,</p><p>and God asked the first one what her wish was.</p><p></p><p>"I want to be a man," the first woman answered.</p><p>God snapped His fingers, and it was done.</p><p></p><p>The second one in line heard this and said "Then I want to be a man,</p><p>too."</p><p>Another snap of His fingers and she became a man.</p><p></p><p>This goes on down the line, snapping fingers and creating men. When God</p><p>got halfway down the line, the last women in line started laughing.</p><p>Finally, God reached this woman and asked her what her wish was be.</p><p>The feminist laughed and said, "Make 'em all fuckin' fags!"</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>When I was young and had no sense</p><p>I stuck my dick in an electric fence</p><p>it singed my hair and tickled my balls</p><p>I shit all over my new overalls .</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>There was an old woman,</p><p>who lived in a shoe,</p><p>she had so many children,</p><p>her cunt fell off</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">==================================</span></strong></p><p>In ancient times it was believed that the gods and goddesses could come</p><p>down to earth and visit mortals, sometimes having carnal relations with</p><p>them.</p><p></p><p>One morning a sweet young thing told her mother, "I think a god coupled</p><p>with me last night."</p><p></p><p>"Really?" her mother asked. "I wonder if it's Thor?"</p><p></p><p>"Thor?" the girl asked. "it'th tho thore I can't touch it with a powder</p><p>puff!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3346064, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]One Wish[/COLOR][/B] A greyhound carrying only women crashed into the side of a mountain, and everyone inside died. They met their maker at the pearly gates, and because women are the down-trodden of society, He decided to grant them one wish each and return them to Earth for 24 hours. They all lined up, and God asked the first one what her wish was. "I want to be a man," the first woman answered. God snapped His fingers, and it was done. The second one in line heard this and said "Then I want to be a man, too." Another snap of His fingers and she became a man. This goes on down the line, snapping fingers and creating men. When God got halfway down the line, the last women in line started laughing. Finally, God reached this woman and asked her what her wish was be. The feminist laughed and said, "Make 'em all fuckin' fags!" [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] When I was young and had no sense I stuck my dick in an electric fence it singed my hair and tickled my balls I shit all over my new overalls . [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe, she had so many children, her cunt fell off [B][COLOR="Red"]==================================[/COLOR][/B] In ancient times it was believed that the gods and goddesses could come down to earth and visit mortals, sometimes having carnal relations with them. One morning a sweet young thing told her mother, "I think a god coupled with me last night." "Really?" her mother asked. "I wonder if it's Thor?" "Thor?" the girl asked. "it'th tho thore I can't touch it with a powder puff!" [/QUOTE]
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