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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3345302" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Did The Splits</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on</p><p>the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she</p><p>somehow slipped sideways and did the splits and suctioned herself to the</p><p>floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce.</p><p></p><p>"Bruce! Bruce!" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody</p><p>suctioned myself to the floor," she said.</p><p></p><p>"Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl.</p><p>I'll go across the road and get Cobba."</p><p></p><p>They came back and they both tried to pull her up.</p><p></p><p>"Let's try Plan B." said Cobba.</p><p></p><p>"Plan B?!" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that?"</p><p></p><p>"I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles</p><p>under her," replied Cobba.</p><p></p><p>"Spot on." Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play</p><p>with her tits."</p><p></p><p>"Play with her tits?" Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that</p><p>mate."</p><p></p><p>"No," Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can</p><p>slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"> </span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine?</p><p>A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a</p><p>week later.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the difference between love and herpes?</p><p>A. Love doesn't last forever.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's better than a rose on your piano?</p><p>A. Tulips on your organ.</p><p></p><p>Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period?</p><p>A. A bloody waste of fucking time.</p><p></p><p>Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back?</p><p>A. A police horse.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned</p><p>the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The</p><p>service man opened the bonnet and after a while the repair man said, "</p><p>It looks like you've blown a seal ", the man replies "No, it's just</p><p>frost on my moustache."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3345302, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Did The Splits[/COLOR][/B] Sheila the Aussie housewife got out of the shower and slipped over on the bathroom floor. Instead of slipping over forwards or backwards, she somehow slipped sideways and did the splits and suctioned herself to the floor. She yelled out for her husband Bruce. "Bruce! Bruce!" she yelled. Bruce came running in. "Bruce, I've bloody suctioned myself to the floor," she said. "Strewth!" Bruce said and tried to pull her up. "You're stuck fast girl. I'll go across the road and get Cobba." They came back and they both tried to pull her up. "Let's try Plan B." said Cobba. "Plan B?!" exclaimed Bruce. "What's that?" "I'll go home and get my hammer and chisel and we'll break the tiles under her," replied Cobba. "Spot on." Bruce said. "While you're doing that, I'll stay here and play with her tits." "Play with her tits?" Cobba said, "Not exactly a good time for that mate." "No," Bruce replied, "But I reckon if I can get her wet enough, we can slide her into the kitchen where the tiles aren't so expensive." [B][COLOR="Red"] ********[/COLOR][/B] Q. What is the difference between a woman and a washing machine? A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later. Q. What's the difference between love and herpes? A. Love doesn't last forever. Q. What's better than a rose on your piano? A. Tulips on your organ. Q. What is the definition of a menstrual period? A. A bloody waste of fucking time. Q. What's the only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back? A. A police horse. [B][COLOR="Red"]********[/COLOR][/B] A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. The service man opened the bonnet and after a while the repair man said, " It looks like you've blown a seal ", the man replies "No, it's just frost on my moustache." [/QUOTE]
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