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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3343018" data-attributes="member: 14320">Mongolian VDAn American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is verysexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time..A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning tofind his penis covered with bright green and purple spots.Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never havingseen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man toreturn in two days for the results.The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says: "I've gotbad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare andalmost unheard of here. We know very little about it."The man looks a little perplexed and says: "Well, give me a shot orsomething and fix me up, doc".The doctor answers: "I'm sorry, there no known cure. We're going to haveto amputate your penis".The man screams in horror, "Absolutely not! I want a second opinion".The doctor replies: "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, butsurgery is your only choice".The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'llknow more about the disease.The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: "Ah, yes,Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease".The guy says to the doctor: "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but whatcan we do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?"The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: "Stupid Amelican docta,always want to cut, cut, cut, Make more money, that way. No need toopelate!""Oh, Thank God!", the man replies."Yes", says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Save money. You wait twoweeks. Dick fall off by itself!"********I like your styleI like your classbut most of all i like your ass~~~I'm a cool girl, in a cool townit takes a real mother fucker to put me down~~~Smoke a smokeNot a buttFuck a virginNot a slut.~~~Sex is badSex is a sinSins are forgivenSo stick it in.</blockquote>

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