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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3337907" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>The Relationship With Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Over When ...</strong></p><p></p><p>She puts your dinner on the floor in the Rover Dish.</p><p></p><p>The milkman is wearing your bathrobe.</p><p></p><p>You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show.</p><p></p><p>She starts every sentence with the words ...</p><p>"To whom it may concern."</p><p></p><p>Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident."</p><p></p><p>The local mortician starts measuring you for a new suit.</p><p></p><p>Her mother looks at you and starts laughing.</p><p></p><p>You are urged to stir your coffee "very well," before drinking it.</p><p></p><p>Your favorite easy chair is plugged into the wall outlet.</p><p></p><p>All of your shirts have a target painted on them.</p><p></p><p>People are already referring to her as the "widow."</p><p></p><p>You come home and all that is left of the house is the foundation.</p><p></p><p>Your name is Fred and a new tattoo just below her navel reads ...</p><p>"Joe's Place."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Bought myself the latest in car stereo's. You shout "soul", it plays</p><p>soul. You shout "rock", it plays rock. You shout "church", it plays</p><p>gospel.</p><p></p><p>The other day some kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "Fucking</p><p>Kids"</p><p></p><p>It played Michael Jackson.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">o0o0o0o0o0</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Roses are red, violets are blue...</p><p>I'm in love but not with you...</p><p>When we broke up you thought I cried</p><p>But all it was...</p><p>Was another guy,</p><p>You told your friends that I was a trick,</p><p>I told mine that you had a weak dick...</p><p>I said I loved you</p><p>And you thought it was true,</p><p>But guess what baby?!</p><p>You got played too!!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3337907, member: 14320"] [B]The Relationship With Your Wife/Girlfriend Is Over When ...[/B] She puts your dinner on the floor in the Rover Dish. The milkman is wearing your bathrobe. You get a ticket for the Jerry Springer Show. She starts every sentence with the words ... "To whom it may concern." Your mail comes addressed to "Current Resident." The local mortician starts measuring you for a new suit. Her mother looks at you and starts laughing. You are urged to stir your coffee "very well," before drinking it. Your favorite easy chair is plugged into the wall outlet. All of your shirts have a target painted on them. People are already referring to her as the "widow." You come home and all that is left of the house is the foundation. Your name is Fred and a new tattoo just below her navel reads ... "Joe's Place." [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] Bought myself the latest in car stereo's. You shout "soul", it plays soul. You shout "rock", it plays rock. You shout "church", it plays gospel. The other day some kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "Fucking Kids" It played Michael Jackson. [B][COLOR="Red"]o0o0o0o0o0[/COLOR][/B] Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!! [/QUOTE]
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