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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3332025" data-attributes="member: 14320">Pete walks into a store.He says to the salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Give me white. I'll color it myself."=====A bloke and his date were getting into some heavy romancingwhen she said to him," I think you just lost your gum." hereplied, "No I didn't, I just cleared my throat."=====> A guy picks up a girl in a bar, brings her home,and they start getting it on.> He starts sucking on one of her tits and milk comes out.> He says, "Hey, are you pregnant?" She says, "That wasn't a nipple, that was a boil."=====You know how your Mommy used to kiss you good night?Think about it . . . she might have just finished giving Daddy ablow job . . Yo' mama's so fat that after I fucked her I rolled over twice andI was still on the bitch.I used to be a necrophiliac, but the rotten bitch split on me=====Two morticians are sitting around at the end of the day:"Did you see that cute redhead they brought in yesterday?""Yeah, she was really something!""Did you see the clit on that girl?""Yeah, it was like a pickle!""Well, it wasn't that big . . .""No, but it was that sour!"</blockquote>

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