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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3329507" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong>Lucky Louie</strong></p><p></p><p>Louie walks into work one Monday morning with a huge grin on his face.</p><p>One of his co-workers says, "Why are you so happy?" Louie says, "I</p><p>played Bingo for the first time in my life this weekend and I won a</p><p>thousand bucks!"</p><p></p><p>A week later, Louie walks into work on Monday morning and he's</p><p>skipping down the hall, high-fiving everyone. One of his co-workers</p><p>says, "You win at Bingo again?" Louie says, "No, no, it's better than</p><p>that. I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend and I won five grand. I'm</p><p>feeling so damn lucky that I think I'm going to ask that new Hindu</p><p>girl in accounting out on a date!"</p><p></p><p>The next Monday morning, Louie is doing cartwheels down the hall.</p><p>One of his co-workers says, "Did you win another lottery?" Louie says,</p><p>"No, no, it's better than that. You know that Hindu girl in accounting</p><p>I asked out? Well, we had a great time at dinner, so I invited her up</p><p>to my apartment for drinks, we wind up in bed, and the next thing I know</p><p>she's giving me the best blow job I ever had!"</p><p></p><p>The co-worker says, "Man, are you frigging lucky!" Louie says,</p><p>"No, no, it's better than that. She's blowing me, I look down, and</p><p>you know that red dot on her forehead? I scratched it . . .</p><p>.....and I won another ten grand!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3329507, member: 14320"] [B]Lucky Louie[/B] Louie walks into work one Monday morning with a huge grin on his face. One of his co-workers says, "Why are you so happy?" Louie says, "I played Bingo for the first time in my life this weekend and I won a thousand bucks!" A week later, Louie walks into work on Monday morning and he's skipping down the hall, high-fiving everyone. One of his co-workers says, "You win at Bingo again?" Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that. I bought my first lottery ticket this weekend and I won five grand. I'm feeling so damn lucky that I think I'm going to ask that new Hindu girl in accounting out on a date!" The next Monday morning, Louie is doing cartwheels down the hall. One of his co-workers says, "Did you win another lottery?" Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that. You know that Hindu girl in accounting I asked out? Well, we had a great time at dinner, so I invited her up to my apartment for drinks, we wind up in bed, and the next thing I know she's giving me the best blow job I ever had!" The co-worker says, "Man, are you frigging lucky!" Louie says, "No, no, it's better than that. She's blowing me, I look down, and you know that red dot on her forehead? I scratched it . . . .....and I won another ten grand!" [/QUOTE]
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