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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3325739" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Old Folks</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Morris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a</p><p>weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and</p><p>ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end</p><p>of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a</p><p>drink.</p><p>As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the lady and they</p><p>went to her apartment, where they got it on.</p><p>Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and</p><p>he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the</p><p>doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently.</p><p>The old man said, "Sure did!"</p><p>The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she</p><p>lived.</p><p>"Yes,...but why?"</p><p>"Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum."</p><p></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>========================================</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Retirement</span></strong></p><p></p><p>My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out.</p><p>What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout.</p><p>Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring.</p><p>but now I have a full time job, just to find the blasted thing.</p><p>It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.</p><p>For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave.</p><p>But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.</p><p>To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes.</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========================================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left</p><p>her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses</p><p>bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a</p><p>window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a</p><p>while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair.</p><p>Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten</p><p>her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to</p><p>tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more</p><p>brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived</p><p>to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home.</p><p>"So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?"</p><p>"It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3325739, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Old Folks[/COLOR][/B] Morris a ninety-year old man lived in a retirement home and got a weekend pass. He stopped in his favorite bar and sat at the end and ordered a drink. He noticed a seventy-year old woman at the other end of the bar and he told the bartender to buy the lovely young lady a drink. As the evening progressed, Morris, the old man joined the lady and they went to her apartment, where they got it on. Two days later, the old man noticed that he was developing a drip, and he headed for the rest home doctor. After careful examination the doctor asked the old man if he had engaged in sex recently. The old man said, "Sure did!" The doctor asked if he could remember who the woman was and where she lived. "Yes,...but why?" "Well you'd better get over there... you're about to cum." [COLOR="Red"][B]========================================[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR="Teal"] Retirement[/COLOR][/B] My nookie days are over, my pilot light is out. What used to be my sex appeal, is now my water spout. Time was when, of its own accords, from my trousers it would spring. but now I have a full time job, just to find the blasted thing. It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave. For every single morning, it would stand and watch me shave. But now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues. To see it hang its withered head, and watch me tie my shoes. [B][COLOR="Red"] ========================================[/COLOR][/B] A family took their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and left her, hoping she would be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathed her, fed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden. She seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt sideways in her chair. Two attentive nurses immediately rushed up to catch her and straighten her up. Again she seemed okay, but after a while she slowly started to tilt over to her other side. The nurses rushed back and once more brought her back upright. This went on all morning. Later, the family arrived to see how the old woman was adjusting to her new home. "So Ma, how is it here? Are they treating you all right?" "It's pretty nice," she replied. "Except they won't let me fart." [/QUOTE]
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