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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3323158" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Horny Little Mouse</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Homer, the horny little mouse lives in the Jungle, One day he</p><p>was extremely horny and not having a wife or girl friend to</p><p>turn to, he ran up to EVERY female creature he could find.</p><p></p><p>Homer asked the female Tiger if he could "do her". She</p><p>replied: NO, go away. You're too small.</p><p></p><p>Homer asked the female Hippo if he could "do her". She</p><p>replied: NO, go away. You're too small</p><p></p><p>Female to female, they all kept saying "NO" - telling him</p><p>his dick was too small.</p><p></p><p>Homer stumbles upon a female Elephant and quickly asks: Can</p><p>I do you? Please, please, please,?</p><p></p><p>At first, the Elephant told him he was too small, but then took</p><p>pity on him and told him in a VERY annoyed manner,</p><p>"Oh go ahead!"</p><p></p><p>Homer runs up her back and starts `doing his thing' – the</p><p>female elephant doesn't even notice.</p><p></p><p>Suddenly a coconut falls out of the tree and hits the elephant</p><p>on the head, knocking her dizzy. She stumbles, moans and</p><p>shakes her head.</p><p></p><p>Homer, thinking this is as a result of his efforts, says:</p><p>SUFFER BITCH, SUFFER !</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========================================</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Some Q & A</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: Why do birds fly upside down over trailer parks.</p><p>A: Because there's nothing worth shitting on.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why do blonde nurses carry red magic markers?</p><p>A: In case they need to draw blood.</p><p></p><p>Q: What can a bird do that a Man can't ?</p><p>A: Whistle through its pecker.</p><p></p><p>Q: Why did god put men on the earth ?</p><p>A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.</p><p></p><p>Q:Why do bagpipers walk when they play?</p><p>A:They're trying to get away from the noise.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">========================================</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A man and his wife are watching the boxing on TV.</p><p>The husband sighs and says, "I'm disappointed! It was all over</p><p>in four minutes."</p><p>The wife replies, "Good! now you know how I feel."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3323158, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Horny Little Mouse[/COLOR][/B] Homer, the horny little mouse lives in the Jungle, One day he was extremely horny and not having a wife or girl friend to turn to, he ran up to EVERY female creature he could find. Homer asked the female Tiger if he could "do her". She replied: NO, go away. You're too small. Homer asked the female Hippo if he could "do her". She replied: NO, go away. You're too small Female to female, they all kept saying "NO" - telling him his dick was too small. Homer stumbles upon a female Elephant and quickly asks: Can I do you? Please, please, please,? At first, the Elephant told him he was too small, but then took pity on him and told him in a VERY annoyed manner, "Oh go ahead!" Homer runs up her back and starts `doing his thing' – the female elephant doesn't even notice. Suddenly a coconut falls out of the tree and hits the elephant on the head, knocking her dizzy. She stumbles, moans and shakes her head. Homer, thinking this is as a result of his efforts, says: SUFFER BITCH, SUFFER ! [B][COLOR="Red"]========================================[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Some Q & A[/COLOR][/B] Q: Why do birds fly upside down over trailer parks. A: Because there's nothing worth shitting on. Q: Why do blonde nurses carry red magic markers? A: In case they need to draw blood. Q: What can a bird do that a Man can't ? A: Whistle through its pecker. Q: Why did god put men on the earth ? A: Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn. Q:Why do bagpipers walk when they play? A:They're trying to get away from the noise. [B][COLOR="Red"]========================================[/COLOR][/B] A man and his wife are watching the boxing on TV. The husband sighs and says, "I'm disappointed! It was all over in four minutes." The wife replies, "Good! now you know how I feel." [/QUOTE]
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