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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3319732" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Excuses For Not Giving A Blow Job</span></strong></p><p></p><p>*** I thought only gay guys like that</p><p></p><p>*** I'll gag and blow chunks all over you</p><p></p><p>*** My head-gear will get in the way</p><p></p><p>*** I had a traumatic Popsicle accident as a child</p><p></p><p>*** Sorry Joe, no sucky sucky!!</p><p></p><p>*** You piss with that thing</p><p></p><p>*** I choke on small bones</p><p></p><p>*** I'm afraid of getting pregnant</p><p></p><p>*** Do it yourself, like the dog you are</p><p></p><p>*** I Never will......@#$%^&**((*&^%$#...uugh</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A Jewish girl came home one day and said, "Mom, I got married."</p><p></p><p>Her mother said, "Oh, that's great."</p><p></p><p>The girl said, "But, Mom, he's an Arab."</p><p></p><p>Her mother said, "Oy, that's not so great."</p><p></p><p>The girl said, "But he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest</p><p>dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the</p><p>rest of your lives."</p><p></p><p>Six months later, the Jewish girl walked into the house and said, "Mom,</p><p>I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is fuck me up the</p><p>ass. Day and night he'll bang me in the ass. When I got married, my</p><p>asshole was the size of a dime. Now it's the size of a silver dollar."</p><p></p><p>Her mother said, "So for 90 cents you're going to make trouble?"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got</p><p>up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state</p><p>of her vagina he asked, "When was the last time you had a checkup?"</p><p>"Well, to be honest with you," she blushed, "I've never had</p><p>a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3319732, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Excuses For Not Giving A Blow Job[/COLOR][/B] *** I thought only gay guys like that *** I'll gag and blow chunks all over you *** My head-gear will get in the way *** I had a traumatic Popsicle accident as a child *** Sorry Joe, no sucky sucky!! *** You piss with that thing *** I choke on small bones *** I'm afraid of getting pregnant *** Do it yourself, like the dog you are *** I Never will......@#$%^&**((*&^%$#...uugh [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] A Jewish girl came home one day and said, "Mom, I got married." Her mother said, "Oh, that's great." The girl said, "But, Mom, he's an Arab." Her mother said, "Oy, that's not so great." The girl said, "But he's an Arab sheik. He's wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. You and Daddy are going to live in the lap of luxury for the rest of your lives." Six months later, the Jewish girl walked into the house and said, "Mom, I love my Arab sheik, but my God, all he wants to do is fuck me up the ass. Day and night he'll bang me in the ass. When I got married, my asshole was the size of a dime. Now it's the size of a silver dollar." Her mother said, "So for 90 cents you're going to make trouble?" [B][COLOR="Red"]~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] A Polish girl went to the gynecologist. She disrobed and got up into the stirrups. The doctor was so shocked at the neglectful state of her vagina he asked, "When was the last time you had a checkup?" "Well, to be honest with you," she blushed, "I've never had a Czech up there, but I have had several Hungarians." [/QUOTE]
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