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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3314584" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Ode To Big Boobs</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I love to suck a great big tit</p><p>Inch by inch, bit by bit</p><p></p><p>I love to see her big breasts bare</p><p>They make my cum fly through the air!!</p><p></p><p>Oh goodness gracious! what big boobs!</p><p>They make my cum spurt out in goobs</p><p></p><p>Their great to lick and suck, not to mention titty-fuck!!</p><p></p><p>They say that having such big boobs</p><p>Are really just a waste</p><p>But it takes more than just a mouthful</p><p>To get the greatest taste!!</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end?</p><p>A: So men can be open minded.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the definition of oral sex?</p><p>A: The taste of things to come.</p><p></p><p>What do you call a gay Irishman?</p><p>A gay-lick</p><p></p><p>Q: What are the bumps for around a woman's nipples?</p><p>A: It's Braille for "Suck here"!</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?</p><p>A: A pussy is soft , warm and delightful and it's owned by a cunt.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the difference between a 69 and being mugged?</p><p>A: With a 69 at least you see the cunt creeping up on you.</p><p></p><p>Q: What's green and melts in your mouth.</p><p>A: A leper's cock!</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other,</p><p>"Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?"</p><p>The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed,</p><p>Little Bo Peep was giving him head,</p><p>As soon as he came she started to weep,</p><p>She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A lesbian goes to a gynecologist and the gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages."</p><p></p><p>"Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week."</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>Husband wakes at 5 in the morning feeling realy horny, He nudges his wife and says,"honey give me a blow job." His wife says, "sweetheart im tired, just have a wank in a glass and ill drink it in the morning."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»</span></strong></p><p></p><p>There once was a girl from Shrilanka</p><p>Whose cunt was as big as a tanker</p><p>You could go for a swim</p><p>In the depths of her quim</p><p>And you needed a lamppost to wank her</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3314584, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Ode To Big Boobs[/COLOR][/B] I love to suck a great big tit Inch by inch, bit by bit I love to see her big breasts bare They make my cum fly through the air!! Oh goodness gracious! what big boobs! They make my cum spurt out in goobs Their great to lick and suck, not to mention titty-fuck!! They say that having such big boobs Are really just a waste But it takes more than just a mouthful To get the greatest taste!! [B][COLOR="Red"] *~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] Q: Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A: So men can be open minded. Q: What's the definition of oral sex? A: The taste of things to come. What do you call a gay Irishman? A gay-lick Q: What are the bumps for around a woman's nipples? A: It's Braille for "Suck here"! Q: What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt? A: A pussy is soft , warm and delightful and it's owned by a cunt. Q: What's the difference between a 69 and being mugged? A: With a 69 at least you see the cunt creeping up on you. Q: What's green and melts in your mouth. A: A leper's cock! [B][COLOR="Red"]*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] Two sanitary pads were floating down a sewer drain, and were approaching two tampons. Before the pads and tampons reached each other, one pad said to the other, "Should we say hi to those 2 tampons?" The other pad responded, "Err... nah... they're stuck up cunts." [B][COLOR="Red"]*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] Humpty Dumpty sat on the bed, Little Bo Peep was giving him head, As soon as he came she started to weep, She knew by the taste he'd been fucking her sheep. [B][COLOR="Red"]*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] A lesbian goes to a gynecologist and the gynecologist says "I must say, this is the cleanest pussy I've seen in ages." "Thanks," said the lesbian. "I have a woman in 4 times a week." [B][COLOR="Red"]*~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] Husband wakes at 5 in the morning feeling realy horny, He nudges his wife and says,"honey give me a blow job." His wife says, "sweetheart im tired, just have a wank in a glass and ill drink it in the morning." [B][COLOR="Red"] *~»§«~* *~»§«~*~»[/COLOR][/B] There once was a girl from Shrilanka Whose cunt was as big as a tanker You could go for a swim In the depths of her quim And you needed a lamppost to wank her [/QUOTE]
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