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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3312379" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">The Morning After ...</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I finally woke up that morning</p><p>Light was streaming, dawn was dawning.</p><p></p><p>My head and tongue a fuzzy mess</p><p>And on the floor there lay a dress.</p><p></p><p>So, gingerly, I felt across</p><p>The bed. I wondered, at a loss.</p><p></p><p>Of course - the party - too much beer</p><p>I can't remember getting here.</p><p></p><p>Between my legs I was aware</p><p>A nice erection standing there.</p><p></p><p>I'd better try and have a look</p><p>At who I hadn't meant to hook.</p><p></p><p>I turn to face the dress's owner,</p><p>Tight grip on my morning boner.</p><p></p><p>I prayed that in my drunken stagger</p><p>I hadn't bagged a true two-bagger*</p><p></p><p>Thank God, I thought, she's not a slag</p><p>No need to wear a paper bag.</p><p></p><p>A big girl though, there was no doubt.</p><p>Her folds of skin went in and out</p><p></p><p>And out and in and out and in</p><p>You'd never ever call her thin.</p><p></p><p>But I'm no image of perfection</p><p>And anyway - there's my erection.</p><p></p><p>So there she lay, within my reach,</p><p>More ripples than a sandy beach.</p><p></p><p>I shook her shoulder and woke 'er</p><p>Needing her conscious to poke 'er</p><p></p><p>She stretched, she yawned, she smiled at me</p><p>My red-hot cock pressed to her knee.</p><p></p><p>She glanced down, giggled and she spoke</p><p>"I can't eat that 'coz I might choke!</p><p></p><p>Hang ten, big boy, as you're willing,</p><p>I have a hole in need of filling."</p><p></p><p>I didn't need a little "please?"</p><p>Without delay I'm on my knees.</p><p></p><p>She kneels before me on the bed,</p><p>Her ass a foot above her head.</p><p></p><p>And as I gaze, inside my mind</p><p>I see a rhino from behind.</p><p></p><p>But when I grip on to her hide</p><p>I know I have to slip inside</p><p></p><p>I give my cock a mighty thrust</p><p>Into the object of my lust.</p><p></p><p>I knew I'd take her breath away</p><p>But hadn't guessed what she would say -</p><p></p><p>"You've got it wrong you fucking clown -</p><p>You should be fucking one hole down!"</p><p></p><p>Christ, I hadn't meant to hit her</p><p>Unfair and squarely in the shitter.</p><p></p><p>Although it slid in well before</p><p>Ouch - not so easy to withdraw!</p><p></p><p>But pretty soon I got it right</p><p>The other tube not quite so tight.</p><p></p><p>Her fat ass wobbled, I was brave</p><p>And clinging on I rode the wave.</p><p></p><p>She grunted, gasped and begged for more</p><p>I thrusted, slammed, called her a whore</p><p></p><p>I slapped her ass 'til it turned pink -</p><p>Her pussy got a milky drink.</p><p></p><p>I couldn't leave her up like that</p><p>I flipped her over, ate her cat.</p><p></p><p>Well, let's just say that in the end,</p><p>I made myself a fucking friend.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3312379, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]The Morning After ...[/COLOR][/B] I finally woke up that morning Light was streaming, dawn was dawning. My head and tongue a fuzzy mess And on the floor there lay a dress. So, gingerly, I felt across The bed. I wondered, at a loss. Of course - the party - too much beer I can't remember getting here. Between my legs I was aware A nice erection standing there. I'd better try and have a look At who I hadn't meant to hook. I turn to face the dress's owner, Tight grip on my morning boner. I prayed that in my drunken stagger I hadn't bagged a true two-bagger* Thank God, I thought, she's not a slag No need to wear a paper bag. A big girl though, there was no doubt. Her folds of skin went in and out And out and in and out and in You'd never ever call her thin. But I'm no image of perfection And anyway - there's my erection. So there she lay, within my reach, More ripples than a sandy beach. I shook her shoulder and woke 'er Needing her conscious to poke 'er She stretched, she yawned, she smiled at me My red-hot cock pressed to her knee. She glanced down, giggled and she spoke "I can't eat that 'coz I might choke! Hang ten, big boy, as you're willing, I have a hole in need of filling." I didn't need a little "please?" Without delay I'm on my knees. She kneels before me on the bed, Her ass a foot above her head. And as I gaze, inside my mind I see a rhino from behind. But when I grip on to her hide I know I have to slip inside I give my cock a mighty thrust Into the object of my lust. I knew I'd take her breath away But hadn't guessed what she would say - "You've got it wrong you fucking clown - You should be fucking one hole down!" Christ, I hadn't meant to hit her Unfair and squarely in the shitter. Although it slid in well before Ouch - not so easy to withdraw! But pretty soon I got it right The other tube not quite so tight. Her fat ass wobbled, I was brave And clinging on I rode the wave. She grunted, gasped and begged for more I thrusted, slammed, called her a whore I slapped her ass 'til it turned pink - Her pussy got a milky drink. I couldn't leave her up like that I flipped her over, ate her cat. Well, let's just say that in the end, I made myself a fucking friend. [/QUOTE]
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