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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3310879" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair</span></strong></p><p></p><p>10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.</p><p></p><p>9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.</p><p></p><p>8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.</p><p></p><p>7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.</p><p></p><p>6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.</p><p></p><p>5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".</p><p></p><p>4. Lipstick on the mouse.</p><p></p><p>3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"</p><p></p><p>2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.</p><p></p><p>1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">********</span></strong></p><p></p><p>What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?</p><p>Her ankles.</p><p></p><p>What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?</p><p>"Have another beer."</p><p></p><p>What is so good about being a toilet seat?</p><p>You get a lot of ass!</p><p></p><p>What is a FACT?</p><p>A Fact is a bit of grizzle That separates the Muck Hole from the</p><p>Fuck Hole, One slip and your in the Shit and that's a Fact</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3310879, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having An On-Line Affair[/COLOR][/B] 10. Lately she sits at the computer naked. 9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette. 8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive. 7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up. 6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand. 5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software". 4. Lipstick on the mouse. 3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!" 2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt. 1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear. [B][COLOR="Red"]********[/COLOR][/B] What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? Her ankles. What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? "Have another beer." What is so good about being a toilet seat? You get a lot of ass! What is a FACT? A Fact is a bit of grizzle That separates the Muck Hole from the Fuck Hole, One slip and your in the Shit and that's a Fact [/QUOTE]
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