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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3308344" data-attributes="member: 14320">Men's Thoughts During SexKissing/Light PettingWhat he hopes you're thinking: "Oh, I can't resist: I'm powerless before your seductive ways!"What he's afraid you're thinking: "Garlic breath--ewwww!"UndressingWhat he hopes you're thinking: "My God, look at the SIZE of that!"What he's afraid you're thinking: "My God, look at the size of that!"Foreplay/Oral SexWhat he hopes you're thinking: "I could worship at the alter of your impressive manhood for hours."What he's afraid you're thinking: "If he doesn't warn me before he cums, I'm going to kill him."PenetrationWhat he hopes you're thinking: "You stallion, you're splitting me in half!"What he's afraid you're thinking: "Is it in yet?"Your OrgasmWhat he hopes you're thinking: "Yes, (his name here), yes!"What he's afraid you're thinking: "I deserve an Academy A ward for this performance."What he's even more afraid you're thinking: "Yes, (other guy's name here), yes!"Postcoital BlissWhat he hopes you're thinking: "Now I know what an earthquake feels like."What he's afraid you're thinking: "Maybe I should let my lesbian friend Sue take me to that females-only dance club after all."********Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven.""Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!""What do you mean?" said Dad."Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"</blockquote>

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