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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3289552" data-attributes="member: 14320">Q. What do Prince Charles and a tampon have in common?A. They are both stuck up cunts.Girl: Do you believe in puppy love?Boy: I tried it once, but their assholes are too small.Q. What do you call a female copper who shaves her pubic hair?A. Cuntstubble--------------------A female officer arrested a man for drunk driving. She tells the man,"Sir, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be heldagainst you."The drunk replies, "Tits."--------------------Limerick humor:Mary had a little shockFor men who wanted fannyShe made them grope her throbbing cockcoz Mary was a trannieThe cunt is a hole that never heals.The more you rub it the better it feelsand all the soap from here to hellcan never get rid of that fuckin smellThere was a young man from Mariciouswho said 'wow that shag was deliciousbut the next time I cumIt’ll be up your bumCoz that scab on ya cunt looks suspicious!!A hooker of note called Miss Fluxwould charge at least 200 bucksbut for that she would suck youand jerk off and fuck youthe whole thing was simply DeluxeSing a song of syphilis, a fanny full of crabsFour and twenty blackheads, twice as many scabsWhen the heads popped open, The crabs began to singWasn't that a filthy cunt to put your penis in!!--------------------A woman is standing naked in the bathroom in front of the mirror,touching and fondling her breasts. Her husband walks in and asks, "Whatthe hell are you doing?"His wife replies, "I've just been to the doctor and he told me that Ihad the breasts of a 20 year old.""Humph," grunted her husband, "What did he say about your fifty year oldcunt?""To tell you the truth, dear, he didn’t even ask about you."</blockquote>

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