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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3278809" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Dirty Shorties</span></strong></p><p><em><strong></strong></em></p><p><em><strong>The Complete Guide to Orgasms</strong></em></p><p></p><p><strong>Newlyweds get:</strong> "soregasms"</p><p><strong>Nymphos have:</strong> "let's-do-it-some-moregasms"</p><p><strong>4WDrivers usually experience</strong>: "four-on-the-floorgasms"</p><p></p><p><strong>Salesmen have:</strong> "door-to-doorgasms"</p><p><strong>Virgins scream out:</strong> "my-hymen-got-torgasms"</p><p><strong>I know of no one who has:</strong> "I-abhorgasms"</p><p><strong>Goalies have:</strong> "scoregasms"</p><p><strong>Boring couples have</strong>: "snoregasms"</p><p><strong>Golfers have:</strong> "foregasms"</p><p><strong>Hockey players have:</strong> "Bobby Orrgasms"</p><p><strong>Mushrooms are limited to:</strong> "sporegasms"</p><p><strong>And Marco Polo had:</strong> "exploregasms"</p><p><strong>Premature ejaculators have:</strong> "beforegasms"</p><p><strong>Selfish men have:</strong> "I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms"</p><p></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">0o0o0o0o0o</span></strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">Knee Pain</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I</p><p>knee pains.</p><p>"Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your</p><p>knees?" asked the doctor.</p><p>"Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style."</p><p>"I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are plenty of other sexual</p><p>positions?"</p><p>"Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!"</p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>0o0o0o0o0o</strong></span></p><p></p><p>As his father came into his bedroom to wish him a good night, Little</p><p>Johnny told his father, "Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like</p><p>you."</p><p>"That's great," said his dad, patting him on the head. "I'd love to have</p><p>another lawyer for a son."</p><p>"That's not what I mean, Daddy," said Little Johnny. "I mean I want to</p><p>fuck Mommy the way you fucked her on the swing set after dinner</p><p>tonight!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3278809, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]Dirty Shorties[/COLOR][/B] [I][B] The Complete Guide to Orgasms[/B][/I] [B]Newlyweds get:[/B] "soregasms" [B]Nymphos have:[/B] "let's-do-it-some-moregasms" [B]4WDrivers usually experience[/B]: "four-on-the-floorgasms" [B]Salesmen have:[/B] "door-to-doorgasms" [B]Virgins scream out:[/B] "my-hymen-got-torgasms" [B]I know of no one who has:[/B] "I-abhorgasms" [B]Goalies have:[/B] "scoregasms" [B]Boring couples have[/B]: "snoregasms" [B]Golfers have:[/B] "foregasms" [B]Hockey players have:[/B] "Bobby Orrgasms" [B]Mushrooms are limited to:[/B] "sporegasms" [B]And Marco Polo had:[/B] "exploregasms" [B]Premature ejaculators have:[/B] "beforegasms" [B]Selfish men have:[/B] "I-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms" [B][COLOR="Red"]0o0o0o0o0o[/COLOR] [COLOR="Teal"]Knee Pain[/COLOR][/B] A woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from I knee pains. "Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor. "Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style." "I see," said the doctor. "You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions?" "Not if you want to watch TV there ain't!" [COLOR="Red"][B] 0o0o0o0o0o[/B][/COLOR] As his father came into his bedroom to wish him a good night, Little Johnny told his father, "Daddy, when I grow up, I want to be just like you." "That's great," said his dad, patting him on the head. "I'd love to have another lawyer for a son." "That's not what I mean, Daddy," said Little Johnny. "I mean I want to fuck Mommy the way you fucked her on the swing set after dinner tonight!" [/QUOTE]
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