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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3274902" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p><strong><span style="color: Teal">A Bartender And A Blonde</span></strong></p><p></p><p>A bartender is preparing to open for the night when he hears a knock at</p><p>the door, he opens the door and a beautiful blonde is standing there.</p><p></p><p>She says, "I'm shy could I get a drink before you open?"</p><p></p><p>So he lets her in. "What'll it be?"</p><p></p><p>"Twenty-five whiskeys please. Just line 'em up."</p><p></p><p>He is shocked that she would want so much, but he fills them and he</p><p>watches her down the lot one by one. She then collapsed on the floor.</p><p></p><p>The bartender looks over the bar, not bad he thinks and takes her</p><p>upstairs. When he has had enough he goes back down to open up.</p><p></p><p>It's a really busy night and to boost business he sells the girl for a</p><p>twenty bucks per go. Everyone wants a turn, and he makes a fortune.</p><p></p><p>When he has closed up, he takes the girl and puts her outside the door</p><p>where she first came from and he counts his profits.</p><p></p><p>The next night at the same time the doorbell rings again so he answers</p><p>and the girl is back. He can't believe his luck. Inviting her in he</p><p>asks, "Twenty five whiskeys again, Darlin'?"</p><p></p><p>"Oh no," she replies, "vodka please. Whiskey makes my cunt sore."</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">~~~~~~~~</span></strong></p><p></p><p>I just bought a new car, it's a pervertable, the top stays up but the</p><p>driver goes down.</p><p>It's made by Oldsmobile, remember the 88, and the 98, well this one is</p><p>the urinate, what a pisser.</p><p>It's a 72 passenger car, 3 in the front and 69 in the back.</p><p><span style="color: Red"><strong>_____</strong></span></p><p></p><p>How do you truly know you're living in Arkansas?</p><p>You get married for the third time and have the same in-laws</p><p><strong><span style="color: Red">_____</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: Red"></span></strong></p><p>Little Johnny is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being</p><p>a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher,</p><p>"What's that, Miss Jones?"</p><p></p><p>Miss Jones decides to play a word game with him and says, "That's what</p><p>your Mom calls your Dad, Johnny."</p><p></p><p>Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm not stupid Miss Jones, I</p><p>know that ain't a fuckin' pig!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3274902, member: 14320"] [B][COLOR="Teal"]A Bartender And A Blonde[/COLOR][/B] A bartender is preparing to open for the night when he hears a knock at the door, he opens the door and a beautiful blonde is standing there. She says, "I'm shy could I get a drink before you open?" So he lets her in. "What'll it be?" "Twenty-five whiskeys please. Just line 'em up." He is shocked that she would want so much, but he fills them and he watches her down the lot one by one. She then collapsed on the floor. The bartender looks over the bar, not bad he thinks and takes her upstairs. When he has had enough he goes back down to open up. It's a really busy night and to boost business he sells the girl for a twenty bucks per go. Everyone wants a turn, and he makes a fortune. When he has closed up, he takes the girl and puts her outside the door where she first came from and he counts his profits. The next night at the same time the doorbell rings again so he answers and the girl is back. He can't believe his luck. Inviting her in he asks, "Twenty five whiskeys again, Darlin'?" "Oh no," she replies, "vodka please. Whiskey makes my cunt sore." [B][COLOR="Red"] ~~~~~~~~[/COLOR][/B] I just bought a new car, it's a pervertable, the top stays up but the driver goes down. It's made by Oldsmobile, remember the 88, and the 98, well this one is the urinate, what a pisser. It's a 72 passenger car, 3 in the front and 69 in the back. [COLOR="Red"][B]_____[/B][/COLOR] How do you truly know you're living in Arkansas? You get married for the third time and have the same in-laws [B][COLOR="Red"]_____ [/COLOR][/B] Little Johnny is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he's never seen one before and so he asks his teacher, "What's that, Miss Jones?" Miss Jones decides to play a word game with him and says, "That's what your Mom calls your Dad, Johnny." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "I'm not stupid Miss Jones, I know that ain't a fuckin' pig!" [/QUOTE]
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