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<blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3263723" data-attributes="member: 14320"><p>There once was a woman from Latch,</p><p>Who jacked herself off with a match.</p><p>She got so excited,</p><p>The damn thing ignited,</p><p>And burnt all the hair off her snatch.</p><p></p><p>What did the gay guy ask his boyfriend ?</p><p>"Does this condom make me look fat ?"</p><p></p><p>Q: When do you know you're real lonely?</p><p>A: When you practice yoga so you can give yourself head.</p><p></p><p>What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pitbull</p><p>humping your leg?</p><p>You let the pit bull finish.</p><p></p><p>A father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that, son,</p><p>or you'll go blind."</p><p>The kid says, "Pop, I'm over here."</p><p></p><p>What do a light and a hard-on have in common?</p><p>You can't sleep with a light on either.</p><p></p><p>Do you know where you can find sympathy?</p><p>In the dictionary, somewhere between "shit" and "syphilis."</p><p></p><p>Why are football games played on artificial turf?</p><p>To keep the blonde cheerleaders from grazing.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="melody, post: 3263723, member: 14320"] There once was a woman from Latch, Who jacked herself off with a match. She got so excited, The damn thing ignited, And burnt all the hair off her snatch. What did the gay guy ask his boyfriend ? "Does this condom make me look fat ?" Q: When do you know you're real lonely? A: When you practice yoga so you can give yourself head. What's the difference between a poodle humping your leg and a pitbull humping your leg? You let the pit bull finish. A father catches his son masturbating. He says, "Don't do that, son, or you'll go blind." The kid says, "Pop, I'm over here." What do a light and a hard-on have in common? You can't sleep with a light on either. Do you know where you can find sympathy? In the dictionary, somewhere between "shit" and "syphilis." Why are football games played on artificial turf? To keep the blonde cheerleaders from grazing. [/QUOTE]
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