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Message: <blockquote data-quote="melody" data-source="post: 3263275" data-attributes="member: 14320">The first old geezer said,"My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut myface!"The second old fogey one-upped him."My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday Isliced all my flowers!"The third old man laughed and said,"That's nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a pissyesterday, I came three times."~~~~~~~~A guy is walking through a fairground one day, when he notices astunning redhead sprawled on the ground unconscious. Kneeling next tothe beauty, he lightly slaps her face. No response. Then he rubs herwrists. Nothing. He even tries mouth to mouth. The gorgeous woman doesnot respond. Finally, the guy takes another tack. He unbuttons thegirl's blouse,and slides it off her body. Then, unhooking her bra, hebegins to massage and fondle her firm, soft breasts. The girl begins tomoan and gasp in pleasure, her nipples stiffening, and finally her eyesflutter open."Oh thank you," she sighs. Looking down at the guy's hands, stillmassaging her tits, she goes on. "Tell me, how did you think of such anovel way to revive me?""It wasn't my idea," he says. "That guy over there kept shouting,"Rubber balloons ..... Rubber balloons!!"</blockquote>

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